Kids scare the crap out of me, I tend to just do whatever they want so they stay quiet. There is a 'sex scenes in stories' topic in the Forum. We all had fun with that one.
I have a 2 year old pit. He's a very friendly dog (a little overly friendly at times, even though he's neutered *_*). He loves people, even strangers (he does tend to jump up on them in the first introduction), and plays well with other dogs. He's even good with cats, and he loves birds. We have a local flock of them that lives on my roof; they sick around because our dogs have always let them eat from their bowls. He's the smartest dog I've ever owned (he was house trained immediately). He's never hurt another living thing. In comparison, my female beagle (who died at 13 yr) was dog aggressive, had a strong prey drive (killing and eating any birds who weren't vigilante), and could never be house trained completely. Interestingly, she too, was very good with cats; though... I think the reason all my dogs have been so good with cats was because as puppies, when they first met my recently deceased at 14 years cat, he scratched them all right on the nose. They never bothered him, or other neighborhood cats after that initiation.