Oh good Lord.
Let me guess, you watched Return of the Jedi first too?
While I love the fact that I suckered you into this story with a catchy title, I would be remiss if I didn't suggest going back to read the other two stories first. Especially with what's coming up in the next several chapters. It will make much more sense.
If you choose to continue, the Krew will welcome you with open arms (and paws). Just squeeze in there somewhere but don't knock over the booze or snacks. The weinerdog might snap at you.
Or not.