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kbois

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  1. You go @Wayne Gray! In the words of Def Leppard: Rise up, gather round Rock this place to the ground Burn it up, let's go for broke Watch the night go up in smoke
  2. Thankfully she's an indoor cat and I haven't seen any giant cockroaches in this place. No... they're not "Palmetto bugs". Don't ever let anyone try to pull that BS on you. Three inch flying monstrosities that move at the speed of light do not deserve some cutesy little name to make them sound less terrifying. If she brings me one of those it's back to the pound she goes and roach bait traps will be covering every surface. I hate those things.
  3. So.... if the cat has claimed me as it's personal chaise lounge does that mean I'm really a nice person?
  4. Well hurry up and get it edited and post it!
  5. What? You can't figure out where 123rd 1st Avenue Drive Boulevard East is? Or was that West?
  6. He's more than "a bit". He teaches PhD level mayhem courses. I do believe @Gary L inadvertently enrolled his two tiny terrors in the online course. While y'all know I'm a native New England girl, I think I've picked up enough of the wicked awesome southern slang that I can at least translate with reasonable confidence.
  7. Hmmm... I begrudgingly concede that the cat experience just might sway me to accept the critter as part of our family. However, I'll still be a dog person who likes one cat. Also... who would choose a cat over Hogwarts? 😆🩷
  8. Tell that to the Krew. Go ahead. I dare you.
  9. Ok you cat people..... What's up with cats needing to be on top of the keyboard when you're trying to write??!!
  10. my loophole is that it's my son's demon
  11. kbois

    Consequences

    You really think you have a chance at being first to post on a story of mine?
  12. It's easier to rehome a devil cat than a devil child. 😅
  13. I don't have a cat. My son does. The creatures may pop up once in a while, but as the spawn of Lucifer, they will still be the antagonist.
  14. Maybe we should name her Wanda... like a wand from Harry Potter.
  15. Hmmm..... I just kinda pointed at this one and said "that'll work".
  16. I now have a real reason to fear @weinerdog. In my defense I got her for my son and our little dog, Camden. He's been lonely since Zeke died last week. It's NOT my cat!!
  17. My son said it looked like I ordered one of those home meal kits. I told him it came from the shelter, not China!
  18. Winner, winner, chicken dinner!
  19. In keeping with this year's newly revealed Secret Author theme, I thought I'd play a little game of 2 truths and a lie. Let's see if anyone gets it right. 1. Cats meow at each other 2. Cats are lactose intolerant 3. I got a cat. Ready. Set. GO!
  20. Let's be honest... that would fall under the insane category.
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