James Songbook - 16. For a Good Time Call

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For a Good Time Call

[metal]

For a good time call,

I'll meet you at the mall.

chorus:

If you're so horny, you're climbing the walls,

I'll be waiting in my white van with a plan,

For a good time call,

We'll get our freak on and ball.

chorus:

For a good time call,

Unless you're scared and small.

chorus:

For a good time call,

Doesn't matter if you're short or tall.

chorus:

For a good time call,

If you want a desperate loser to ball.

chorus:

finis:

There's no guarantee you won't end up dead in a ditch,

The guy you meet might be a real son of a bitch,

There are many good reasons to stay far away,

Curious and horny, you just might do it any way.