The Prompt File - 1. 45 Definitions

• Squirmish – (a) the movement of a person when they have to use the bathroom and there isn’t one near (b) the movement of a person when there is an object up their arse and their boyfriend has the remote control

• Flexting – (a) exercises done by texters to keep their thumbs in top texting shape (b) texting in unusual positions, such as upside down or while hanging from a trapeze bar.

• Misinfotainment – the art of spreading misinformation for entertainment, otherwise known as working for a “gossip rag” or being a talk show host(ess)

• Fomo – something a person will do FOr MOney. For example: “You gay for pay?” “Yeah, I do that fomo.”

• Intaxication – a high experienced by accountants around Tax Day. A milder form is experienced by laypersons doing their own taxes.

• Brainspin – the loss of equilibrium experienced by any person attempting to keep up with another person one or more generations below theirs.

• Buysexual – a person who orgasms solely from shopping trips, partners can be male or female and of any sexual orientation so long as they have a sustainable line of credit and good – fashionable – shopping shoes.

• Sharewear – one closet, three roommates

• Recessionitis – the unreasonable fear of a recession, this is for people who do not realize we are already in a recession and should be feeling depressionitis, the more severe form of this disease. Both are preventable.

• Interneuter – a place between.

Now you try.