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Ho Ho Oh?!?

Status: Complete Content rating: Mature
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The apocalypse is cold, hungry, and feral. Unless you're Big Bill—a grumpy survivor forced into a velvet Santa suit—and Rat, his chaotic elf companion. When they stumble upon the last Coca-Cola Christmas truck, they must use tinned ham, a dead battery, and desperate holiday spirit to survive a troop of cannibalistic Boy Scouts. This Christmas, the last hope isn't a hero. It's a delusion in a red suit.

Copyright © 2025 Topher Lydon; All Rights Reserved.
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  • 12/23/2025 (Updated: 12/23/2025)
  • 1 Chapters
  • 3,497 Words
  • 1,651 Views
  • 18 Comments

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  • Action-Packed 1
  • Great Pacing 3
  • Great Characters 5
  • Immersive World 2
  • Fresh / Original 6
  • Counldn't Put It Down 2
  • Suspenseful 2
  • Gave Me Chills 4
  • Funny 4
  • Feel-Good 5
  • Emotional Impact 1
  • Smoldering Chemistry 1


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akascrubber

   3 of 3 members found this review helpful 3 / 3 members

Mix old Christmas fantasies and new tales of an apocalypse and add a mistaken Santa and elf in costume with almost feral boy scouts who are very hungry and jaded in a potentially explosive situation. See what happens when luck and dreams wonderfully come alive.

Merry Christmas!

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