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tummy ache


Bender

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I just drank some hot chocolate with marshmallows and cinnamon and powdered sugar (my favorite!) but now my tummy hurts a lot. I've never actually said stomach ache, it's always been tummy ache.

 

Oh my! I just burped really loud and now my stomach doesn't hurt any more. Wow, burping helps. I'll have to remember that.

 

I like analytic geometry a lot. That's the kind with the coordinate plane, that combines algebra and geometry. Did you know that you can plot (almost) any equation on the coordinate plane? Take, for instance, 3x + 4 = 16. All you do is rewrite it as f(x) = 3x + 4. Then you draw that line on the plane and then you plug in sixteen in the place of f(x). You go up the y axis until you get to sixteen, then you follow it out to where it intersects with your line. If you did it right, it should intersect at (4, 16). Ok, I'm no longer going to be a math teahcer; I think all of you reading this already know everything I'm saying anyways. Oh well.

 

Bye y'all.

 

-psychic psychopath

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hey Slaveboy! Glad to hear you fixed your tummy ache. That sounds absolutely delicious too by the way. I love hot chocolate, w/ marshmellows think I'll try adding all that other stuff next time too lol.

 

Anyway awesome to hear that you're enjoying math. It's actually still been recent enough for me that I did remember that, but chances are I won't in another 5 years lolol. I always loved algebra alot, and was more tolerant but not mad about geometry and trig. Algebra was so cool though! anyway I hope you have a great day, take care

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Just swallowing saliva will relieve heartburn a lot of times, as burping can a tummy ache.

 

You've probably seen horses that can count. Well, you can actually teach them a fair amount of math, but if you do, stay away from analytic geometry.

 

Don't put Descartes before the horse.

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Don't put Descartes before the horse.

 

Oh my! LOL! That is exactly the kind of joke I like! Reminds me of another little pearl of wisdom:

 

Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

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Time flies like an arrow, but fruit flies like a banana.

 

That's attributed to Groucho Marx, BTW.

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