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The Bunny Wars Redux 2


GREEN

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I hvent seen my lovely neighbors in quite sometime and that made me happy. Today I saw them and as usual the mother was yelling at her oldest. He looked at me and I swear he was wishing a horrible death upon me. I have a restraining order so he can't do anything now. Of course that doesn't mean his brothers can't.

 

So I went to do some errands when I came back home I found the police at my house and David was yelling in his boxers as a police officer held him backfrom coming out of the house. OH NO, I thought as I approched ny house.

 

Apparently the bastard had sent his brother into my house that David forgot to lock and the kid found David doing something, well lets just say it involved one of his hands. The bastard ran back home and told the mother and now David is being charged with indecent exposure. It doesn't help that it was a minor who saw him.

 

I explained to the officer that these kids have a tendency to mess with us. Then i showed him the restraining order paperwork and the bastard is going to get charges pressed against him. Poor David is still a bit shaken but my lawyer got the cops to drop the charges. I'm sure David will lock the door from now on.

 

GREEN

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Green....geez, I bet David didn't know the spawns from Satan lived next door..didn't he just move in....I would be freaked for a very long time......poor David....I feel for the other children who have to be the classmates of these current and future deliquents and sadly why am I better future gansters....

 

Not only keep the doors locked..but the blinds closed..I am sure the spawns from Hell wouldn't be above trying to take pictures through windows etc....geez, all too scarey..

 

and all in finals week....can you move the neigbhors to an undisclosed location? like in Antartica! ok, that's not fair to the polar bears and penguins and seals they would do horrid things to.

 

Green...I say may you all bolt the doors, buy shades/blinds that don't stay open and check for nails in tires....yikes.....not fun..not fun.

 

Michael

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One might think that isometric hand exercises were safe to do in the privacy of one's own residence, but...Spawn of Satan or not, anything with a kiddie involved is going to suck.

 

What's the legal definition for trespassing, anyway? It's getting far too close to finals week for me, and I'm feeling vindictive...get that bastard and his little brother too! :devil:

 

Glad everything (hopefully) worked out, man.

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Trespassing? Try "Breaking and Entering!"

 

It doesn't matter that the door was unlocked, they were not invited in.

 

People should be able to get married without the need for a piece of paper, to have kids you should need a license. And there should be a tough test!

 

Hi Green :)

 

Eric

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