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Tiger blood and other crack head horse shit

JamesSavik

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You can't turn on the TV or go on the tubes of the internets without running into the crackhead formerly known as Charlie Sheen.

 

After regaling us with tales of "socially" using crack and talking his way into getting fired from a shitty shit-com, he's now suing everybody in Hollywood not playing along.

 

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I make no secret of being in recovery. In fact I help other addicts if I can. It's part of the 12 steps that Charlie THE CRACKHEAD is too good for.

 

To be perfectly honest, we dread crack heads. Of all the junkies that we have to deal with, they are by far the sickest mother f**kers you'll ever have the sorry experience of meeting.

 

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Sometime they preach about how God will fix everything, make a pass at everybody in the room, steal something and we never see them again. That's my favorite kind of crack head: the kind I never have to see again.

 

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Sometimes they are so f**ked up they just can't make sense if they could pay for it. They've done so much they're borderline psychotic. They babble, talk to themselves and wander around. This kind will drop a few loose teeth and wander away. They always end up in prison. It's the only place that can handle them.

 

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Finally we have the supreme bullshit artists: the manic crack heads like Charlie Sheen. They think they are bigger than God and bullet proof. None of the rules apply to them. They are sexier than stallions and usually rich enough to stay in rock until it kills them.

 

These f**k-tards are the most annoying bastards on the planet. And regardless of how many people love them, how many people clean up their messes, how many people cover for them, give them alibis or enable them, they are all going down the tubes and they are taking anybody that hangs on to them with them.

 

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Look away. This is going to end badly. Only a fool would care when they don't care about themselves.

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TetRefine

TetRefine 2,617

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Like I've said before, help those who want to be helped. Let the ones who don't die off. Society is better off without them.

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Cia

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The double standards in our lives for different types of people is astounding. A druggie is a druggie. Someone who wants help will find it, the rest are a drain and waste of society all too often. Addiction is an absolute soul sucker, only the strong make it through.

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Former Member

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James

 

My 1 friend the otherday wanted me to feel sorry for Charlie over his latest crack down falls. i told her "the man got paid $2million an episode if he wants to go blow all his money on cocaine and hookers more power to him his "i did 7 grams because i can" proud shit. More power to you! And it's his brain im not gonna feel sorry for him.

 

I then continued to say "he'll end up on Celebrity Rehab with Dr Drew" because everyone loves to watch celebs all dumb it makes them human and real people bullshityness.

 

I then told her i now find Charlie more funny then he was on his actual 2 and a half men tv show.

 

I'm a Human Mage!!! On Warcraft and a Blood Elf Preist! Stop killing my WoW trolls Charlie! There Happy Voodoo Dancing ways rock!

 

I take Offense to Charlie's Warlock ways! and his troll killing spatula!!! I told one of my friends tonight "Charlie sheen needs to stop killing trolls on World Of Warcraft, there's enough trolls in my world, maybe do some good and kill some of them, My people(meaning the gay people) would be happier.

 

Then we got talking about the Tsnumi which is really really horrible and sorry to the japenese people for my next comment and im like "Hey at least we won't hear charlie sheen news for a while! Thank you Mother nature!" then i said "Wait! He's a Warlock! What if Charlie Sheen is a Shaman (Warcraft has Shamans) and his Shaminism is responsible for the earthquake"

 

after saying that i found a twitter update : Sheen wrote: "Curveball; Warlock edict; pain & devastation in Japan demands us all to dig deep & LOVE THEM VIOLENTLY Dogspeed my cadres of the Far East! C"

 

$2million an episode! i think he should dig deep and donate spend his money for a good cause instead of Ho's & drugs. OH! and Dear Mr sheen!!! You'll get a Tax write off " and umm start the cycle all over again

 

when you click on a troll in WoW they usually say "Stay Away From The Voo doo" Warcraft Trolls... Blizz dev's should have it saying "Stay Away from The Sheen!"

 

And as my Gnome friends say "Be Seeing You" LOL! Hope you enjoyed this :) was fun to write

MidnightSecret

MidnightSecret 28

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I used to be in love with a crack addict.

He used to be such a nice, young boy when I met him in middle school.

But he had some family issues, and I guess he lost his way.

I thought I could heal his broken heart, but mine got broken instead.

Then we went out seperate ways.

and when I saw him yesterday, for the frist time in years...

all these "forgotten" memories suddenly rushed back

and I could feel a pang in my heart...

Cause I could still see that same boy I loved back in middle school.

 

The worst part was that he remembered me,

but I... I turned and I walked away.

 

It hurt.

 

 

AHH sorry, kinda ranting,

all this drug talk is getting me emotionally :(

and awesome blog entry too (:

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One Cheap Suit

One Cheap Suit 31

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The solution is clear. Put them all down.

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