To stare at a guy is gay

To stare at a women is gay

Going shopping is gay

Hate going shopping? that's gay

Liking fashion is gay

Dressing like a homeless man is gay

Lighting scented candles is gay

Using moisturizer is gay

Roughing your hands out is gay

Hugging your mate is pretty gay

To not root a chick at a party is pretty gay

To dislike the taste of beer is pretty gay

Drinking beer is also pretty gay

Watching football is pretty gay

Not watching football is pretty gay

Being a hunk is pretty gay

Not being a hunk is pretty gay

If you're a skinny shit, means you're pretty gay

To frequent "the scene" is fucking gay

Supporting your taste in music is fucking gay,

Looking like Chris Colfer is fucking gay

Being "str8-acting" is fucking gay

Being a bit "fem" is fucking gay

To cross your legs "like a woman" is fucking gay

Kissing a man is fucking gay

Eating out a pussy is fucking gay

A woman fucking a guy is fucking gay

Playing your favourite sport, is fucking gay

Reading your favourite book, is fucking gay

Being best friends with "that gay guy", is fucking gay

Finding love, is fucking gay

Kissing the person you love, is fucking gay

Being gay, is fucking gay

Being happy with what you do,

and doing what you love,

Is pretty fucking gay.