My Daily Bread Crumbs 19 Dec

Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 160 December 20, 2021

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December 19th - Holidays and Observances

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Christian feast day:
- Lillian Trasher (Episcopal Church)
- O Radix
- Pope Anastasius I
- Pope Urban V
- December 19 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
- Saint Nicholas Day
Goa Liberation Day (Goa, India)
National Heroes and Heroines Day (Anguilla)

Observances (click on the day or week for details)

Look for an Evergreen Day

National Oatmeal Muffin Day

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The DMV was as crowded and noisy as ever. When I finally got to the  window, I asked the clerk, “Does the never-ending line of loud people ever drive you crazy?”

She shook her head. “We call it job security.”

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There is No Such Thing as a Dumb Question, Except for These:

• I work in IT. A customer asked me if a string of numbers I'd read off was upper- or lowercase.

• Someone once asked, “Is this the museum?” I work at a pool.

• A few of the things customers have asked for at our art-supply store include disco balls, trees, and crucifixion wood.

• I'm a butcher. A woman asked if she could sleep in our freezer to test out a heavy-duty sleeping bag before a trip to the Himalayas.

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Conversation With A Customer-Service Representative:

Me: I have a Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer that is defective.

Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the exact name of the item. Do you have the box?

Me: No, but it’s the Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer.

Customer Rep: Ma’am, we’ll need the box so we can have the exact name of the product.

Me: Hold on. I’ll run out to my garage and get the box. [Long pause ... ]  OK ... [huff ... puff] I have it. It says ... Roundup Multi Purpose Sprayer.