July 29th 2022 - Holidays and Observances

(click on the day for details)

• Christian feast day:
  • Lazarus of Bethany
  • Lupus of Troyes
  • Martha of Bethany (Catholic, Anglican, and Lutheran Church)
  • Mary of Bethany
  • Olaf II of Norway
  • Simplicius, Faustinus and Beatrix
  • July 29 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
• Earliest day on which Somer's Day can fall, while August 4 is the latest; celebrated on Friday before the first Monday in August. (Bermuda)
• International Tiger Day
• Mohun Bagan Day (India)
• National Anthem Day (Romania)
• National Thai Language Day (Thailand)
• Ólavsøka or Olsok, opening of the Løgting session. (Faroe Islands and the Nordic countries)

 

Observances (click on the day or week for details)

Chili Dog Day

Rain Day

Lipstick Day

Intern Day

Earth Overshoot Day

National Cheese Sacrifice Purchase Day

Wallis and Futuna Territory Day

Mia Xitlali’s Birthday

Angel Baby’s Birthday

 

Fun Observances

Lasagna Day

Who doesn’t love lasagna – the versatile and delicious dish made of layers of pasta or noodles, sauce, vegetables, and meat? Celebrate it on July 29, Lasagna Day.

The unofficial holiday of unknown origins is also known as National Lasagna Day in the United States.

The modern day versions of lasagna - a one-pot dish made with layers of pasta, sauce, and cheese and then baked in an oven - originated in Naples, Italy.

Many Theories About Origins

Many theories exist on how lasagna became one of the traditional dishes of Italy. According to one theory, lasagna came to Italy by way of Greece. The word lasgna is close to the Greek work lasana, which means a trivet for a pot. Another theory suggests that the dish owes its origins to an English dish called Loseyn.

Wherever lasagna originated, however, it is clear that the addition of tomato sauce to the dish did not occur until the late 1500s. It was only after Christopher Columbus reached America in 1492, that tomatoes reached Europe.

How to Celebrate?

• Take out your favorite lasagna recipe and make the dish for all your meals. What about an egg and bacon lasagna for breakfast, an eggplant lasagna for lunch, and a classic lasagna for dinner? Make a dessert lasagna to end a perfect Lasagna Day. And don't forget to share - your family and friends will love you forever!
• We all love lasagna, but do you know who loves lasagna the most? Garfield - the comic cat known for his hatred for Mondays and diets and his love for food. Read Garfield comics and watch the Garfield television series to celebrate this awesome food holiday.

Did You Know...

...that lasagna is the singular for lasagne, a wide flat pasta? In recent years the terms are used both to refer to the pasta and the dish made with the pasta.

 

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In San Diego to work with military linguists, my colleague and I checked into a hotel and ordered a 5 a.m. wake-up call. The next morning, the phone didn’t ring until 5:30.

“You were supposed to call us at 5 a.m.!” I admonished the desk clerk on the other end of the line. “What if I had to close a ­million-dollar contract this morning? Your oversight would have cost me the deal!”

“Sir,” he said calmly, “if you had to close that type of deal, I doubt you’d be staying in this type of hotel.”

 

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Because my wife and I are flea market dealers, we usually carry stacks of $1 bills. Not long ago, we had lunch at a restaurant and paid the check with singles.

As our waitress collected the ones, she sized up my 70-year-old wife and said, "You had a good night dancing last night, huh?"

 

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I took four tires to a friend’s garage sale and was asking $30 apiece. I needed to leave for a few minutes, so I asked him to watch them for me.

"Sure," he said, "but if someone offers less, how low are you willing to go?"

"Try for more, but I will accept $15," I said, and left.

When I returned, my tires were gone. "How much did you get for them?" I asked excitedly.

"Fifteen dollars each."

"Who bought them?"

"I did!"

 

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A neighbor’s 44-year-old sister was pregnant with twins.

When 
her niece asked if she knew the genders, she said, “No. I want it to be a surprise.”

“You’re 44 and having twins,” said her niece.

“How much more surprise do you need in your life?”

 

 

 

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sandrewn

 

Note to all.

Anything in Black and Purple is new. Everything else is copied from 29 July 2021.

I will continue the blogs as is, for now, until I figure what else to do.

The Wikipedia Holidays & Observances are all repeats. The Daily, Weekly, Monthly and Fun observances are all repeats. So there is no point in continuing with any of them. The jokes and trivia will remain, everything else is up in the air. If you have any Ideas, drop me a line.

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sandrewn