MDBCs 02 May 2023
Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 639
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May 2nd 2023 - Holidays and Observances
(click on the day for details)
- International Harry Potter Day
- Christian feast day:
- The last day of the Festival of Ridván (Baháʼí Faith) (Note that this date is non-Gregorian and may change according to the March equinox, see List of observances set by the Baháʼí calendar)
- Anniversary of the Dos de Mayo Uprising (Community of Madrid, Spain)
- Birth Anniversary of Third Druk Gyalpo (Bhutan)
- Flag Day (Poland)
- Indonesia National Education Day
- Teachers' Day (Iran) (Note that this date is non-Gregorian and may change according to the March Equinox, see List of observances set by the Solar Hijri calendar)
Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)
National Brothers and Sisters Day - 1
Brothers and Sisters Day - 2
National Teacher Day - 1
National Teacher Appreciation Day - 2
Baby Day
Childhood Depression Awareness Day
International Scurvy Awareness Day
National Byron Day
National Foster Care Day
National Life Insurance Day
National Play Your Ukulele Day
National Sandra Day
National Truffle Day
Poem on Your Pillow Day
Take a Baby to Lunch Day
World Asthma Day
World Tuna Day
National School Nurse Day
Black Smurf’s Birthday
Dwayne Johnson’s Birthday
BamBam’s Birthday
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Carrying two dead raccoons, a buzzard tries to check in at LAX for the red-eye to New York.
"Sorry, sir," says the ticket agent. "We allow only one item of carrion."
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"How was your blind date?"
"Terrible! He showed up in a 1932 Rolls-Royce."
"What's so terrible about that?"
"He was the original owner."
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My friend was at the beauty parlor when she overheard another woman rattle on to the manicurist about the sad state of her marriage. "Things have gotten so bad," she said, "I think I might ask for a divorce. What do you think?"
"That's a serious matter," came the reply. "I think you should consult another manicurist."
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Last Thanksgiving, my niece came home with her school project: a beautiful autumnal leaf with the words "I am thankful for my mommy" printed on it.
Her eyes tearing, my sister said, "This means so much to me."
Her daughter nodded. "I wanted to put ‘Hannah Montana,' but my teacher wouldn't let me."
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( I'm not telling, but you can call me Dusty )
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( Those were the the day my friend, we thought they'd never end )
Mary Hopkin - Those Were The Days - 1968 - YouTube
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