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MDBCs 18 May 2023


sandrewn

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May 18th 2023 - Holidays and Observances

 

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Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details)

Ascension Day - 1

Ascencion Day (Saint Barthelemy) - 2

Ascencion Day (Saint Martin) - 3

Battle of Las Piedras

Global Accessibility Awareness Day

Haitian Flag Day

I Love Reese's Day

Mother Whistler Day

National Aperitif Day

National Brock Day

National Cheese Soufflé Day

National HIV Vaccine Awareness Day - 1

World AIDS Vaccine Day - 2

National Marvin Day

National Notebook Day

National Visit Your Relatives Day

Send an Electronic Greeting Card Day

State Flag of Turkmenistan Day

World Arak Day

 

Tina Fey’s Birthday

Teresa Giudice’s Birthday

George Strait’s Birthday

Mister Cartoon’s Birthday

Ava Pearl’s Birthday

 

Fun Observances

No Dirty Dishes Day

May 18 is No Dirty Dishes Day, a day you could celebrate by either not washing any dirty dishes or by washing all the dishes you can!

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Dirty dishes, they are part of life. A lot of time, money and energy is spent every day on washing and drying dishes and putting them away. This unofficial holiday with unknown origins encourages people to take a break from doing the dishes for the day and spend the time saved doing things for fun.

How to Celebrate?

  • Wash all your dishes so that your sink and kitchen is all clean and sparkly.
  • Or, don't wash any and pile them up. But remember, you will have to clean them sometime soon, even if you take a break today.
  • Or use disposable dinnerware. Just remember to make sure they are environmental friendly.
  • Make No Dirty Dishes Day even more fun by eating all your meals out - make dirty dishes someone else's problem for this one day!
  • Hate doing the dishes day in and day out? Use this day to draw up a schedule and a plan for cleaning dishes every time you use them. That way, you'll never be stuck with a sink full of dirty dishes!
  • If you don't own a dishwasher, maybe today is the day to get one installed. Make sure you get an energy efficient washer and that you use environmentally friendly detergent.

Did You Know…

...that the first iterations of dish washing machines were all hand operated?

 

 

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After I prosecuted a man for killing a bird out of season with his slingshot, the court clerk suggested setting up a date for him to return with both the money for the fine and proof of community service.

"That way," she said innocently, "you can kill two birds with one stone."

 

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After finishing his meal, my grandfather, a retired Marine captain, asked the waitress for the 15 percent discount the restaurant offered veterans.

"Do you need to see my military ID?" he asked.

"That's all right," she said. "I know you were in the military. I can tell by your T-shirt."

Grandpa's shirt read "Welcome to Gettysburg National Military Park."

 

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Driving back from Vermont, I stopped at a vegetable stand. It was deserted except for a sleeping German shepherd. I stepped over the dog, helped myself to some corn, then opened the cashbox to pay. Taped to the inside of the lid was this note: "The dog can count."

 

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A devastated-looking man knocks on the door of a woman known for her charity.

"Please, ma'am," he says when she opens up, "can you help this poor, tragic family down the block? The father just lost his job, and his wife is too ill to work. They're about to be turned out into the cold streets unless someone can pay their rent."

"That's the worst thing I've ever heard in my life!" says the woman. "May I ask who you are?"

"Their landlord."

 

 

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