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MDBCs 05 Jul 2023


July 5th 2023 - Holidays and Observances

 

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Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details

National Bikini Day

Foreign Slovaks Day

Mechanical Pencil Day

National Apple Turnover Day

National Graham Crackers Day

National Hawaii Day

National Ian Day

National Sylvia Day

Pet Remembrance Day

Work Without Your Hands Day

 

Tavior Mowry’s Birthday

Shohei Ohtani’s Birthday

Pauly D’s Birthday

Ryann Shane’s Birthday

Brittyy44’s Birthday

 

Fun Observances

Workaholics Day

July 5 is Workaholics Day, a day dedicated to people who spend all their time working and tend to ignore other pursuits in life.

An accountant doing financial reports while surrounded by huge piles of documents.

The unofficial holiday raises awareness about the fact that all work and no play can be harmful to the mental and physical health of workers. The day encourages workaholics to make lifestyle changes so that they give other aspects of their lives as much importance as their work.

How to Celebrate?

  • If there is a workaholic in your life, ask them to take the day off and take them out to do something fun. Perhaps a trip to a theme park or a hike?
  • Make a nice meal for the workaholic in your life and tell them about the problems associated with working all the time.
  • If you are a workaholic, take the day off to reevaluate your life and take some time off for yourself.

Did You Know...

...workaholic is a portmanteau word. It comes from combining two words - work and alcoholic. The term was first used extensively to refer to people who excessively and compulsively work in the late 1960s.

 

 

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I finally convinced my mother that it was a good idea for her to learn to text. Her first message to me?

"Whereisthespacebar?"

 

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In an attempt to balance work and motherhood, I delegated the grocery shopping to my young babysitter. But the job proved a tad daunting. One day while I was at work, she texted me from the supermarket.

"Can't find Brillo pads," she wrote. "All they have are Tampax and Kotex."

 

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A man tells his doctor, "Doc, help me. I'm addicted to Twitter!"

The doctor replies, "Sorry, I don't follow you …"

 

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During my time in the Navy, everyone was getting KP or guard duty except me. Not wanting to get in trouble, I asked the ensign why.

"What's your name?" he asked.

"Michael Zyvoloski."

"That's why. I can't pronounce it, much less spell it."

 

 

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( One Space Was All that Was Needed!!!! )

 

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Libby Drew

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I hate it when the penis broken.

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There's a hidden feature to that redneck grill up above.  When the BBQ is over, you just flush to put out the fire.

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