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Justyn & Kylen


JustynC

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Now Arnold Jones and Marybeth Jensen was in a Vette down by the Hole In The Rock and had John Denver on the 8-track, gettin high. Marybeth's wig was on the floor and Arnold's feet was out the door when we shined our flashlight in Arnold's startled eyes. I says "What you doin boy? Don't you know that's against the law? We just gonna hafta get this situation under control Now my name is Justyn Case and this here is Kylen Anderson We're the Maricopa County Love Patrol.

 

Then two hippies in a Chevy puffin grass and sippin wine about fourteen miles south-east of Casa Grande they were passing around the peace-pipe when we caught them with our flashlight and Kylen's hairy hands applied the cuffs. I said boys you got some trouble you committing herb-i-cide we're just gonna hafta get this situation under control cause I'm Justyn Case and this here's Kylen Anderson we're the Maricopa County Weed Patrol.

 

Then we spied ole Marvin Kline heading south on 39th Ave like a midnight auto accessory store on wheels his trunk was full of hub caps and his back seat full of tires when we picked him up and made him spread his heels I said Hands up-on the wall boy you're allowed to make one call we just gonna hafta get this situation under control cause ya see, I'm Justyn Case and this here's Kylen Anderson we're the Maricopa County Rip-Off Patrol.

 

Then Orval Hinkle left the Leatherman's Club on his brand-new motor-cycle running stop-lights, raisin hell and causin accidents his brain was doing wheelies and his blood was three-two beer when we nailed him in his driveway at his residence I said Orval, you're in trouble boy but if you'll blow this here balloon up we're gonna get your situation under control now I'm Captain Justyn C Case and this here's Kylen L Anderson we're the Maricopa County Juice Patrol.

 

Then we were passing by the Flamingo Inn when he heard this woman scream so we pulled on in and parked and got the guns out well we bashed on through the lobby into unit seventeen there was twenty-eight folks in there without no clothes on I said everybody up against the wall show us your identification we're just gonna definitely get this situation under control cause my name is Justyn Case an this here's Kylen Anderson we're the Maricopa County Sin Patrol.

 

C'mon Kylen let's go sneaking around in the dark some more ya never know what we're gonna find.

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