Glad you're over him

Cool letter thingy, I think it'd be more fun in mad lib form though

Edit:

Since you asked nicely

Dear____Mike______,

I_missed_ you. You have a pretty __awesome personality____ . You make me ___smile____ . You should___post more____ . Someday

I will ___read your new story______ . You + me = ____fun times________ .

If I saw you now I'd ____smile and invite you in______ . I want to ___hug_____ you. I would build a ____sand castle______ just

for you (plus it'd be fun!). If I could sing you any song it would be ____"I hope you dance" by Leann Womack________ . We could ___go shoot some pool_______

under the stars.

Love,

_____Kevin___________

(P.S. _____You're ____________ .)

Dear Mike,

I feel bad because I always forgot to get back to you. You have a pretty consistent... bladder. You make me five dollars . You should not be upset that I'm a neglectful GA member. Someday

I will not take weeks to respond. You + me = Youme?.

If I saw you now I'd shuffle away awkwardly because it's four in the morning. I want to interrogate you. I would build a paper airplane just

for you. If I could sing you any song it would be an imaginary song because I don't sing. We could keep our hands to ourselves

under the stars.

Love,

Billy

(P.S. Delightful.)