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derka derka


Bender

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So, "Team America" is a somewhat funny movie, but not nearly as funny as everyone makes it out to be. There is this kid in my english class who says "derka derka" non stop. I mean honestly, I could understand saying it every once in while, but not every five minutes. That's just annoying.

 

Lots of biology homework tonight. But that's okay, because I like biology. It's much better than having Okla. History homework.

 

Speaking of which: I have the gaydar pretty much down to an art. I measure one's gayness in twips, or how many tims my gaydar goes "twip" when I am speaking to them. Which is why I thought it was really funny when I found out the twip was also a computer measurement. Anyways, the measurement works like this: 0-13 twips is a straight boy. 14-17 twips means bisexual. 18+ twips means gay. So I was talking to this really hot guy in my Okla. History class and I didn't even twip once. Not Once! Even with sraight guys I usually twip at least three times in one conversation. So someone turned off my gaydar, I suspect.

 

Hot CC guy currently has six twips. So he's straight, as far as I can tell.

 

That's all.

 

-psychic psychopath

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