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The Dancer


GREEN

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So you remember that hot guy we saw walking into the hotel? Well apparently he was staying in the room across the courtyard for us and we can clearly see into his room. Chaz notices this when he comes back from the convenience store acroos the street with alot of junk food. We were going to watch a movie that night and I really needed comfort food. So I took a shower and made sure my nose wasn't bleeding anymore. When I came out of the shower Chaz is sitting on the bed laughing but the TV or the light isn't on.

 

"You have to see this," he says and points out of our window across the courtyard where that guy is staying. I sit next to chad and I see what's going on. The guy is dancing all by himself and he's dancing really badly.

 

"Oh my," my mouth lets out when I see that he's about to take his clothes off.

 

First goes his shirt and I gasp, he has an amazing body. Then goes the tank he's wearing. By god I see abs and then the pants and he's not wearing any underwear. But the amazing thing is that he has the smallest Penis I've ever seen (Not that I've seen many, thank you very much).

 

"Oh snap where's his sh#$," Chaz says really loud. So loud that the guy actually hears it and looks out of his window. We both duck to make sure he can't see us. Not that he can we're both in the dark. So I guess the guy gets off on this sort of thing because he gets on his bed and starts to play with his willy. Mind you thats what I thought he was doing because it was so small we couldn't really tell. At this point I notice that there is another man in the room sitting away from the guy.

 

Well Chaz is in hysterics and I'm like, "what a waste." Just then the other man gets up. It's an older dude and the older dude hands him some cash. I was afraid that Chaz's jaw was going to hit the floor and I just about propped mine up with a pole. Then the guy gets up and puts his clothes back on when another guy comes out of the bathroom. I thought that I saw him mouth the words thanks and the man leaves but he stops and looks at us from the door.

 

GREEN witness to the small things.

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Green,

 

Now I am beginning to believe your life is a Nifty story...that keeps going and going and going like the Energizer Bunny......Now, how did you keep from laughing loudly....sounds like the older guy should have gotten a refund unless all he liked seeing was bad dancing and abs of steel.....geez, he could have popped in a porn video and seen a lot better with larger size objects..if you catch my drift.

 

I said that your reunion with the crazies would be one for the memory books and I am right...you at least have a lot of memories and laughter with a very cool good friend in Chaz...its one you both can laugh at for a long long time!

 

You never cease to make us all laugh..what is the saying that truth is stranger then fiction...yep, I say you proved it so on this one..

 

As always you make us laugh and smile with your adventures in life:)

 

It is a shame the BF didn't join you..he missed some rocking memories!

 

 

Thanks for being so as you woud say GREEN:)

 

GREEN ROCKS:) AND SO DOES CHAZ!!

 

Michael

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Green,

 

Now I am beginning to believe your life is a Nifty story...that keeps going and going and going like the Energizer Bunny......Now, how did you keep from laughing loudly....sounds like the older guy should have gotten a refund unless all he liked seeing was bad dancing and abs of steel.....geez, he could have popped in a porn video and seen a lot better with larger size objects..if you catch my drift.

 

I said that your reunion with the crazies would be one for the memory books and I am right...you at least have a lot of memories and laughter with a very cool good friend in Chaz...its one you both can laugh at for a long long time!

 

You never cease to make us all laugh..what is the saying that truth is stranger then fiction...yep, I say you proved it so on this one..

 

As always you make us laugh and smile with your adventures in life:)

 

It is a shame the BF didn't join you..he missed some rocking memories!

Thanks for being so as you woud say GREEN:)

 

GREEN ROCKS:) AND SO DOES CHAZ!!

 

Michael

 

Thanks trust me we laughed alot after the guy left. I was just in shock when it happened. My life is crazy and the normal times seem to never happen. It's been this way since I was young. Hence the reason why I'm paranoid these days. I always think that my friends are conspiring against me like my BF in the morning fiasco.

 

well anyhoo thanks again to you and to all that replied to the entries in Green's odyssey.

GREEN

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:lmao:Now that is just too funny, I thankfully have yet come across anything like that. I mean watching someone dance around badly and get paid to do so. Yes I had to extend that one because everyone would have taken that one in the gutter way.

 

Good thing you have good friends to share you experience with. :lol:

 

 

Looking forward to you next entry. :D

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