Alright, I suppose it's time for such a blog... After all, the running jokes are 'It's always about size with you guys' and 'I thought you said it was a good size'.

Rich and I were just driving home and this commercial came on the radio that started out...

"Does size matter? OF COURSE IT DOES!!! I lived with four girls in college and listened to them talking about men and their experiences, so I know, IT DOES MATTER! But it's not length they want, it's width and thickness, and now you can have that with new SCIENCE SHATTERING *name of drug here*"

UGH! Can I just say... SO many things to say here...

First of all... in case you all don't know, though I'm sure you do since you have your very own... dicks are cylindrical... or round... so wider and thicker means THE EXACT SAME THING!!! And... who is this guy to think he can go around SHATTERING science after hundreds of years of unmedicated penises... peni? And sheesh... if he's so great with SHATTERING science... please, use it for something that affects people in a way that I can support, like the cure for cancer, or HIV, or something.

Also, stop making men who are perfectly equipped feel self concious about their bodies so that you can sell them some drug they don't need to screw up their bodies while you're already f**king with their minds... and as my angel pointed out... if you're a gay man, you have two orafices, orafi? that you can use to satisfy this penis... and at some point, enough is enough... and as a girl, I can tell you that we aren't bottomless pits so enough is DEFINITELY enough. Nuff said.

So, I got SO MANY comments from you guys about the thing Tony wrote that I posted last blog, and first of all, thank you. I posted it so that maybe some people would understand a little more about me and what I find important in people and in life, and also to remember that life is short, and it's what you make it... That said, Tony and I had a conversation afterward that I thought I'd share with you since I mentioned that reading his version was pretty weird for me since I was there.

Viv: psst...

Tony: ?

Viv: thanks for that

Tony: oh, no problem

Viv: it's pretty... interesting? reading what you remember when i was there

Tony: yeah, ill be the first to tell you my memory isn