HAVE A PENIS! HOLY EFF!

So, it's Rich's birthday today! Funny story... I brought home stuff to make him a birthday cake, German Chocolate, cause I have mad skills like that, and he totally didn't know, so after I got home from work, I baked it and while it was cooling, I took a shower and chatted some with my Angel, and then I went to put the icing on it. I'm working away furiously with my spatula and some coconut pecan icing and of course my cell phone rings, so I tell my daughter to answer it, and it's Rich. I hear her very carefully omit where I am or what I'm doing and just say, "Yeah, hang on, I'll get Mom." All fine, UNTIL... she hands the phone to Matty who I hear say, "Oh hey Dad, yeah, Mom's in the kitchen making your SUPER SECRET BIRTHDAY CAAAAAAAAKE!"

UGH, REALLY?

So, I get on the phone and we are laughing at him but totally avoid the obvious cat-that-has-been-let-out-of-the-bag and he says instead that he is on his way home from work. So when he walks in the door, Matty says, "Oh hi Dad, ready to see your SECRET BIRTHDAY CAKE IN THE KITCHEN?" :wacko:

In other news, now that same-sex couples are getting married here in California, Rich has made several ice bars and luges for some weddings, and this weekend is apparently Pride weekend in San Diego and so Rich has 2 four foot penises... peni?? to make for that. He said he's gonna model them after himself...

So I promised to help a brother (in-law) out... literally. Any D&D, RPG players out there? Oh come on, I know you're out there... Mad amounts of you guys spend hours playing this stuff just like Rich does. Anyway, they have a site up now where you can find play-by-post games, a functional 3.5 and 4.0 D&D character sheet, podcasts of their game they play every weekend, discussion forums, articles, guys to chat with, Rich is there daily, etc... My DnD Game Anyhoodle, totally go check it out, chat around with the nerdy boys there that I love, listen to Rich and his friends be huge gigantic geeks, and I say that with all the love I posess, seriously.

OMG in still other news!!! I wrote a whole page of UTBOS tonight... we'll see how that goes, but I've been utterly distracted with the kids home for the summer and what not... Anyway, thanks for being patient with me I love you guys for sticking by me.

Hugs and birthday spankings for Rich

Viv