Today a judge fined a local environmental activist $500 for dumping.

July 28, Jeremy C. of Brandon, MS was confronted by a Rankin county sheriff's deputy dumping trash in a rural area that local residents had been complaining about for months. Items dumped were old pesticide, car batteries, old paint cans, mattresses and furniture.

What made it even better was that Mr. C. was driving his Chevy Taiho with tons of edgy "Green" stickers like save the whales, Greenpeace and Green Day.

Mr. C was fined the maximum because he lied to the officer claiming that he was not dumping at the dump site despite the old magazines in the pile with his name and address on them.

With retards like this looking out for our environment, we're all doomed.

On the upside, with retards like this committing environmental crimes, our impending doom is canceled out.