I hate funerals. I dont blame you for not wanting to go.

Strangely I actually love funerals. I have a great time. Much better than weddings because no one expects you to get up and dance... you just stand around talking crap with friends and family, sneak away for a cigarette with the young hot guys, eat loads of junk and get pissed... I mean what could be better? Ok... it can be a little sad but I actually like being sad now and again. I mean if someone you care about has died you are going to be sad anyway so you may as well get free food... and people always buy you a drink so all good. And if they weren't close even better.

I say go and have a blast. It's amazing how much trouble you can get up to at a funeral because everyone is so distracted.

I tend to get a little emotional at funerals and weddings. They are quite similar to my way of thinking. I guess it's the finality.

For a man:

Wedding=End of Life.

Funeral=End of Existence.

For a Woman:

Wedding=Possibility of Alimony, or Kids.

Funeral=The Husband Won.