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organized crime


thatboyChase

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last night was fantastic

 

-huge party

-rolled hard

-danced for 3 hours

-swapped saliva with a 17 year old

-got rejected

-got accepted

-lost my cellphone

-found my cellphone

-one four games of beer pong

-champion

-felt up my good friend nick

-he didn't care

-drank my worries away

-good night

-no regrets

-not even the 17 year old, cause i wasn't his type

-i was briefly offended

-but then i thought, i'm a hypocrite because i do that too

 

today:

 

-lots of water

-feeling alright

-hungry

-date tomorrow

-shit

-subway sounds good

-i also have a paper due in a few days which i haven't started

-i gotta get writing done

-i put a picture of a polar bear in my room

-i named him Lincoln.

 

-me

 

-downright awesome

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Maybe tomorrow you can work on figuring out your homonyms... and good luck with your date! :D

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a date at Subway? with Jared? don't forget that he has AIDS. use a condom ;)

 

I expect to hear tales of bad 'six-inch or footlong' puns, too.

 

and if you're good, I'll send through Chapter Six in the next 24hrs

 

 

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