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Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on stretchers next to

each other, outside the operating room.

 

 

The first kid leans over and asks,

 

 

"What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils

out and I'm a little nervous."

 

 

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about.

I had that done when I was four.

They put you to sleep, and when you wake up they give you lots

of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

 

 

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A Circumcision."

 

 

And the second kid says, "Whoa! Good luck buddy.

I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year or more."

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