miguelsanchez55 Posted March 27, 2004 Share Posted March 27, 2004 Hey Gang, Ever wanted to call someone an asshole in a polite manner? Here's one way. Take care, Mike :sword: While I was driving down Columbus Road the other day (goinga little faster than I should have been) I passed over a bridge only to see a cop on the other side with a radargun laying in wait. The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car, and withthat classic patronizing smirk we all know about, asked "what's your hurry?" To which I replied, "I'm late for work." To which he asked, "What do you do?" "I'm a Rectum Stretcher," I responded. The cop was surprised and confused. "A what? A rectum stretcher?? And just what does a rectum stretcher do?" "Well," I said, "I start by inserting one finger, then I work my way up to 2 fingers, then 3, then 4, then with my whole hand in I work side to side until I can get both hands in, and then I slowly but surely stretch the hole, until it's about 6 feet." Then the cop asked questioningly and cautiously, "And just what do you do with a six-foot asshole?" To which I politely replied, "You give him a radar gun and park him behind a bridge ..." Traffic ticket: $95.00 Court costs: $45.00 Look on cop's face ... Priceless Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Site Administrator Myr Posted March 28, 2004 Site Administrator Share Posted March 28, 2004 that is my cousin's favorite. (he's a State Trooper) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adit Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 I got a speeding tickets on Thursday, kinda my fault, but he lied about the speed I was going. But all I could think about was this joke, its only funny till you get pulled over, then you know its true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillM Posted March 28, 2004 Share Posted March 28, 2004 hahahaha Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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