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A little old lady went into the Bank of Canada one day carrying a bag

of money. She insisted that she must speak with the president of the

bank to open a savings account because, "It's a lot of money!"

 

After much hemming and hawing, the bank staff finally ushered her into

the president's office (the customer is always right!) The bank

president t hen asked her how much she would like to deposit. She

replied, "$165,000!" and dumped the cash out of her bag onto his desk.

 

The president was of course curious as to how she came by all this

cash, so he asked her, "Ma'am, I'm surprised you're carrying so much

cash around. "Where did you get this money?"

 

The old lady replied, "I make bets." The president then asked, "Bets?

What kind of bets?" The old woman said, "Well, for example, I'll bet

you $25,000 that your balls are square."

 

"Ha!" laughed the president, "That's a stupid bet. You can never win

that kind of bet!" The old lady challenged, "So, would you like to

take my bet?"

 

"Sure," said the president, I'll bet $25,000 that my balls are not

square!"

 

The little old lady then said, "Okay, but since there is a lot of

money involved, may I bring my lawyer with me tomorrow at 10:00 AM as

a witness?"

 

"Sure!" repl ied the confident president.

 

That night, the president got very nervous about the bet and spent

long time in front of a mirror checking his balls, turning from side

to side, again and again.

 

He thoroughly checked them out until he was sure there was absolutely

no way his balls were square and that he would win the bet.

 

The next morning, at precisely 10:00 am, the little old lady appeared

with her lawyer at the president's office. She introduced the lawyer

to the president and repeated the bet: "$25,000 says the president's

balls are square!"

 

The president agreed with the bet again and the old lady asked him to

drop his pants so they could all see. The president did. The little

old lady peered closely at his balls and then asked if she could feel

them.

 

"Well, Okay," said the president, "$25,000 is a lot of money, so I

guess you should be absolutely sure."

 

Just then, he noticed that the lawyer was quietly banging his head

against the wall. The President asked the old lady, "What the hell's

the matter with your lawyer?"

 

She replied, "Nothing, except I bet him $100,000 that at 10:00 AM

today, I'd have The Bank of Canada's president's balls in my hand."

:wacko:

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