Menorain

XD I feel like such a massive peadophile now. Nice. Yeah... Cheers, man.

Awwwwww bless.

I think it's supposed to be some time in Autumn. Though I highly doubt it's gonna be September as the show is yet to be advertised.

Milla Jovovich or Jon Kortajarena. Both quite fit.

Do you live in the desert?! That's ridiculous, man. I'm a massive geek and spend my gym sessions listening to a final fantasy podcast. Yes, I am that sad haha Anyway, my music taste is better than your woman up there, so listen to some of these links. Sick beats etc. They're blatantly in order of sexiness. Bang Bang Bang by Mark Ronson London Bridge (Oh Snap) by Fergie Cheap Thrills by Hervé

Sam and I are getting hitched in the fall. He doesn't know this yet and I'm not sure it's legal, but I have a gut feeling that it will all work out. O.O

EXACTLY, SMEXY! Why not download a podcast and listen to that? No need to change the track/listening to something you enjoy/may be quite hilaaaarious/time at the gym goes by faster. That's what I do anyway. I'm not saying that it will work for you as you might not be as amazing as I clearly am, but at least give it a try

Good thinking! And you could also maybe try the 100 pushups challenge and the 200 sit ups challenge. They got me into pretty decent shape.

Mysterious Skin is so good, man.

I voted plus one for the truth! Balance is restored.

My love life is very much alive, virgin boi! XD My insults are totally amazing, I know.

The WOW factor is now dead.

Screw you! I'm sticking with my theory that he died and he's stuck in the dream world forever.

Happy birthday, darling xxx

Haha gosh you're so strange, Agaith... *secretly begins drawing up schematics for a time machine*

Boat shoes are sexy, man! In fact, I'm wearing a pair right now. I wouldn't say that it's a complete and utter shambles if someone decides to wear socks with them, but I personally would not.

If you can believe it, mine's pretty straightforward too. Menorain is the name of a character I created way back when I was a kid. In my story he was a prince that was betrayed by his younger brother and was thus turned into a robot. There's no need to tell me that it doens't make any sense, I'm well aware of this XD

Well, it depends what part of the week that people want to meet. I'd love a long weekend. Hmmm maybe the first weekend of February? We could do the travelling thing and meet on Friday. Then we've got Friday night, Saturday and Sunday. I'm not sure if people would want to make their arrangements for going back on the Sunday or on the Monday. I'd probably want to be going home on the Sunday evening as I'd have university of Monday. I think that those dates are the 4th, 5th and 6th. I'm just throwing out ideas. Feel free to change it up

I can do late January or anytime in February.

Jeez Louise! I wasn't expecting this at all. You're all hopeless!

Considering the fact that I already find this sort of footwear unattractive in the first place, seeing people wearing socks with them makes me want to pull out my eyes. To put it simply, it's just not a good look. There's no excuse for doing so. Don't make me call the fashion police!

Oh wow, Sam. I'm getting all hot and bothered.

Hey there, friends So we're all aware of the stereotype there is about gays having amazing fashion sense, yes? Well, my friend was talking to me today and revealed that he loves wearing crocs. I was quite shocked about this, but then he went on to say that he thinks they genuinely look good. This revelation has shaken me to my very core. Thank God I was there to set him straight (so to speak). However, I was wondering if any of you gents and ladies have made any atrocious fashion mistakes in the past? May it be some horrible attire or a hairstyle that just wasn't as nifty as you thought at the time. Pictorial evidence would be a sexy addition! haha At the same time, we've all learnt from this former disasters, right? Well, I'm hoping that's the case haha So are there any fashion advice or beauty/lifestyle tips that you swear by? So I've come up with a few that I think are quite ok; Drinking at least 8 glasses of water every day (although I wouldn't drink much more than that). It does wonders for your skin. I usually take about 1-2 zinc capsules of zinc every day as well. My skin is pretty decent with all that. I'm quite prone to headaches and water is amazing for stopping all that bollox from occuring. You weight watchers could also benefit from water, but I'm sure that you already knew that it was pretty vital in weight loss. Watches. Ok, so maybe you fail at everything else, but having a decent watch makes up for all of your other disasters. A shiny watch adds a touch of taste to one's 'look', don't you think? I usually wear Fossil. But apparently gold watches are really in at the minute. BLACK SOCKS. No, you don't look quirky in your pink socks, you just look like a twat XD Hair gel. Keep it to a minimum. It's a clinically proven by my team of expert scientists that men and women love touchable hair. Trust me, we're all vain in some way or another, but your overly styled hair is making it painfully obvious. It's a turn off. Short? Don't wear horizontal stripes. You're making us want to watch Lord of the Rings. Don't go around showing your boxers/knickers/ass etc. XDD Yes, it's kind of sexy, but have a little class! Match your belt and shoes. Don't mix the colour of your leathers. Make sure that your clothes fit. Tight isn't always sexy. Sometimes it can just look like a desperate attempt to look younger XD Fragrance! Please stop wearing so much, guys. I find myself walking into gay bars and being hit by a multitude of scents. And sperm. Obviously. But hey, there is no need to wear so much! Body odour has turned into some sort of competition. The guy that's obviously wearing the most aftershave is only going to be impressing idiots and virgins. You only need a hint of the good stuff. So one or two sprays, ja? Neck preferably. SHAVE. Ok, yes, I personally like a guy with a bit of facial hair. In reality it's all wrong. Only the French can pull off facial hair. Sadly, the rest of us need a shave. Speaking of hair, don't show your chest hair. Yes, I will find you extremely sexy. Most guys don't like it for some odd reason. Wear an undershirt with your v-necks, hairy men! To those of us sexy enough to wear spectacles; update them at least once every couple of years. If you don't need to wear glasses, then don't. The logic is there. You're just making my blood boil.I WILL HURT YOU. Socks and sandals don't mix. Yes, I'm talking to you, my croc wearing amigo. Good manners impress. Don't go overboard as people will think of you as a push over. But still, the small things count. And lastly, yes, I'll admit that I'm hardly an expert when it comes to fashion. I know, you are shocked. So I advise using websites like 'lookbook'. Fashion students are always posting their hip outfits. It's worth a look over just to see what's on trend and whatnot. Annnnnd I hope that was helpful to at least one person. Now, start dishing out your own advice

Ok, yes, you're pretty looking, Lacey. But get some sleep, man! XD And um what? No need to make excuses, Supriya. You're gorgeous.

I personally don't really care about age, as long as the guy is semi decent looking and either funny or intelligent. I'd hope that by the time I'd 60 I'd have a life long partner thing going on. Buuuuuut I'd probably go after someone a tad younger if I was that old. It's hard to say until you're in that position though.