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precedence - Word of the Day - Mon Oct 13, 2025
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October 13th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Azerbaijani Railway Day (Azerbaijan) Christian feast day: Blessed Alexandrina of Balasar Daniel and companions, of Ceuta Edward the Confessor (translation) Gerald of Aurillac Blessed Maddalena Panattieri (OP) Theophilus of Antioch October 13 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Doi taikomatsuri October 13–15 (Shikokuchūō, Ehime, Japan) International Day for Natural Disaster Reduction (international) Paramedics' Day (Poland) Rwagasore Day (Burundi) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Breast Cancer Awareness Day Columbus Day Disaster Day English Language Day Health and Sports Day (Japan) Herpes Awareness Day Indigenous Peoples' Day International Civility For the Girl Child Day International Day for Disaster Reduction International Day for Failure International Day for Natural Disaster Reduction International: Day of respect for cultural diversity Lotu a Tamaiti Holiday National Heritage Day in Turks and Caicos National Heroes' Day of Bahamas National Kick Butt Day National M&M Day National Native American Day National No Bra Day National Online Bank Day National Train Your Brain Day National Transfer Money to Your Son Day Navy Birthday World Thrombosis Day Yorkshire Pudding Day BRA Day USA Celebrate Metastatic Breast Cancer Awareness Day Canadian Thanksgiving Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez’s Birthday Ashanti’s Birthday Billionaire Black’s Birthday Caleb McLaughlin’s Birthday Jerry Jones’s Birthday Jerry Rice’s Birthday Jimin’s Birthday Kate Walsh’s Birthday Kendra Bailey’s Birthday Kim Vanderhee’s Birthday Layla Spring’s Birthday Margaret Thatcher’s Birthday Marie Osmond’s Birthday Paul Pierce’s Birthday Paul Simon’s Birthday Sammy Hagar’s Birthday Shirley Caesar’s Birthday Taylor Alesia’s Birthday Tisha Campbell-Martin’s Birthday Tiffany Trump Kelly Preston ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mon Oct 13th, 2025 - Fri Oct 17th, 2025 Digital Parenting Week National School Lunch Week Mon Oct 13th, 2025 - Sun Oct 19th, 2025 National Delivery Driver Week Recycle Awareness Week National Collegiate Alcohol Awareness Week Mon Oct 13th, 2025 - Mon Oct 20th, 2025 UK Coffee Week Fun Observances International Skeptics Day Are you one of those people who takes everything they hear with a grain of salt? Do you question everything and never accept things at their face value? Then, International Skeptics Day on October 13 is the holiday for you. This unofficial holiday is sometimes also celebrated on January 13. Or is it? Whether you are skeptical of when the holiday is celebrated or not, we can all agree that the day encourages people to be skeptical and to never accept anything without questioning its veracity. Attitude of Doubt According to the Merriam-Webster dictionary, skepticism is an attitude of doubt towards a particular object or a piece of knowledge, whether it is philosophical, religious or scientific. It is only with this attitude that human society and its understanding of the world around it has been able to evolve and develop - many scientific claims, myths and hoaxes throughout history have been brought to light and debunked due to the hard work of skeptics who refused to stop questioning and doubting. Who knows, without Galileo Galilei's skepticism, for example, we may still be believing that the Sun moves around the Earth? How to Celebrate? Be skeptical (or sceptical if you live in a country that follows British English) of everything! Don't accept any claims made by family, friends, colleagues or strangers without doing your own research. Is there a mystery that intrigues you? Try solving it! Know of someone who believes in UFOs, the Loch Ness Monster or the Big Foot? Maybe it's time to sit with them and ask them to be skeptical about their claims? Watch TV shows that debunk myths and pseudoscience. We recommend Penn and Teller's show and Mythbusters. Read books written by literary skeptics such as Shakespeare and Herman Melville. Did You Know... ...that the opposite of skepticism is trivialism, the notion that everything is true and possible? The word comes from the Latin word, trivialis, meaning commonplace. *** A poodle and a collie were walking down the street. The poodle turned to the collie and complained, "My life is a mess. My owner is mean, my girlfriend is having an affair with a German shepherd, and I'm nervous as a cat." "Why don't you go see a psychiatrist?" asked the collie. "I can't," replied the poodle. "I'm not allowed on the couch." *** Two campers are hiking in the woods when one is bitten on the rear end by a rattlesnake. "I'll go into town for a doctor," the other says. He runs ten miles to a small town and finds the only doctor delivering a baby. "I can't leave," the doctor says. "But here's what to do. Take a knife, cut a little X where the bite is, suck out the poison and spit it on the ground." The guy runs back to his friend, who is in agony. "What did the doctor say?" the victim cries. "He says you're gonna die." *** A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?" "Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin." *** Texting acronyms can stump even the best parents: Mom: Your great-aunt just passed away. LOL. Son: Why is that funny? Mom: It’s not funny, David! What do you mean? Son: Mom, LOL means Laughing Out Loud. Mom: I thought it meant Lots of Love. I have to call everyone back. *** Daughter: I got an A in Chemistry. Mom: WTF! Daughter: Mom, what do you think WTF means? Mom: Well That’s Fantastic. *** Mom: What do IDK, LY & TTYL mean? Son: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later. Mom: OK, I will ask your sister. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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Just the facts: COBBLE Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster COBBLE (TOGETHER OR UP) Synonyms: 13 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus COBBLE Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster
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October 12th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Blessed Louis Brisson Edith Cavell and Elizabeth Fry (Church of England) Fiacc Our Lady of the Pillar (Fiestas del Pilar) Our Lady of Aparecida Radim Gaudentius (Czech Republic) Seraphin of Montegranaro Wilfrid of Ripon Carlo Acutis October 12 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Children's Day (Brazil) Discovery of America by Columbus-related observances (see also October 8😞 Columbus Day (Honduras) Día de la Hispanidad or Fiesta Nacional de España, also Armed Forces Day (Spain) Día de la Raza (El Salvador, Uruguay) Día de la Resistencia Indígena, "Day of Indigenous Resistance" (Venezuela) Día de las Américas (Belize) Día de las Culturas, "Day of the Cultures" (Costa Rica) Día del Respeto a la Diversidad Cultural, "Day of respect for cultural diversity" (Argentina) Discovery Day (The Bahamas) Feast for Life of Aleister Crowley, celebrated as "Crowleymas" (Thelema) Fiesta Nacional de España (Spain) Hafez Day (Iran) 1 Independence Day (Equatorial Guinea), celebrates the independence of Equatorial Guinea from Spain in 1968. International Day Against DRM Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Harry Potter Book Day Hoshana Rabbah Hispanic Day Mexico: Day of the Pluricultural Nation National Freethought Day National Gumbo Day National Pulled Pork Day National Savings Day National Vermont Day White Sunday World Arthritis Day Pastor Appreciation Day International Moment of Frustration Scream Day Day of Respect for Cultural Diversity Aleister Crowley’s Birthday Alyssa Scott’s Birthday Darci Lynne Farmer’s Birthday Dick Gregory’s Birthday Eisha Hickson’s Birthday Erica Dixon’s Birthday Hugh Jackman’s Birthday Josh Hutcherson’s Birthday Kelvin Dukes’s Birthday Kirk Cameron’s Birthday Lane Frost’s Birthday Tahlia Christou’s Birthday Tyson Jenkins’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Sun Oct 12th, 2025 - Sat Oct 18th, 2025 Anti Poverty Week Bone and Joint Health National Action Week Drink Local Wine Week Fun Observances Old Farmers Day October 12 is Old Farmers Day, a day devoted to old farmers and their farming techniques. Agriculture and farming today is largely mechanized and very scientific, but these developments would not have been possible without the wisdom and hard work of old farmers. This day is to give them thanks, to listen to them and to their stories, and to learn from them and their techniques. While the origins of the holiday are unknown, Old Farmers Day is celebrated by many as a throwback to sustainable and farm-to-table farming practices of the old days. Varied Culture and History Farming and agriculture have a long and varied history in every culture. Despite the differences on what is grown, how farming is done and what materials are used, one thing remains common to all agricultural societies - the farmer. Farmers are the lifeline of agriculture - they tend to the agricultural product from the time of sowing to the time it reaches the market. It is because of hardworking farmers around the world, that most of us have food on our tables every day. How to Celebrate? Learn about old farming techniques. If you own a farm, farm today using old farmers tools. If you have an old farmer in your life, take them out for lunch and listen to their stories and ask for their wisdom. Not a farmer? That shouldn't stop you from celebrating this fun holiday. Visit your local farmer's market and patronize your local farms. Buy only locally grown food and locally raised meat. Get involved in your local farm-to-table movement. Did You Know... ...that according to scientists, almost 40% of the Earth's land is used for agricultural purposes? *** When a fellow piano tuner was ill, I took over his assignment of tuning a piano in a girls' boardinghouse. While I was at work, several of the girls strolled casually through the room in various states of undress. The climax came when a young lady in startling deshabille appeared to pay the bill. As I was writing the receipt, she suddenly gave me a bewildered look, then fled, screaming, "That's not our regular man!" Their regular man is blind. *** A panda walks into a bar, sits down and orders a sandwich. He eats, pulls out a gun and shoots the waiter dead. As the panda stands up to go, the bartender shouts, "Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for the food." The panda yells back, "Hey, man, I'm a panda. Look it up!" The bartender opens his dictionary to panda: "A tree-climbing mammal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves." *** Six guys are playing poker. After losing $500 on one hand, Smith clutches his chest and topples over, dead at the table. To decide who's going to tell his wife, his buddies draw straws. Anderson picks the short one. "Break it to her gently," they all urge. "Leave it to me," he says. When Smith's wife comes to the door, Anderson says, "Your husband just lost $500 playing cards." "How much?" the wife yells, eyes blazing. "Tell him to drop dead!" *** Two men have been ice fishing all day. One has had no luck, while the other has pulled out a ton of fish. “What’s your secret?” asks the unlucky fisherman. “Mmmmm mmm mm mmm mmmm mmm mmm,” is the reply. “I’m sorry; what did you say?” “Mmmmm mmm mm mmm.” “I still didn’t understand you.” The lucky fisherman spits something into his hand and says slowly and clearly, “You’ve got to keep your worms warm.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** (Thank you, Mom and Dad) (Rest in Peace) *** *** *** Shades of " Romeo and Juliet " *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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charlatan - Word of the Day - Sat Oct 11, 2025
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October 11th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast days: Agilbert Alexander Sauli Andronicus, Probus, and Tarachus (Roman Catholic Church) Æthelburh of Barking Bruno the Great Cainnech of Aghaboe Gratus of Oloron Gummarus James the Deacon (Church of England, Roman Catholic Church, Eastern Orthodox Church) Lommán of Trim Maria Soledad Torres y Acosta Nectarius of Constantinople Nicasius, Quirinus, Scubiculus, and Pientia Philip the Evangelist Pope John XXIII (Roman Catholic Church) Zenaida and Philonella October 11 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) General Pulaski Memorial Day (United States) International Day of the Girl Child International Newspaper Carrier Day National Coming Out Day Revolution Day (North Macedonia) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Black Girl Day Off I Love Yarn Day International African Penguin Awareness Day National Chess Day National Costume Swap Day National Motorcycle Ride Day National Peyronie’s Disease Awareness Day National Sausage Pizza Day National Spread Joy Day Southern Food Heritage Day Universal Music Day World Hospice and Palliative Care Day Bookshop Day Yerevan Day Holy Translators Day Love Your Bookshop Day Urban Wildlife Conservation Day Adonis Graham’s Birthday Amitabh Bachchan’s Birthday Brandon Flynn’s Birthday Brody Dempsey’s Birthday Cardi B’s Birthday Daryl Hall’s Birthday Erin Kinsey’s Birthday Fenix Flexin’s Birthday Frank Fritz’s Birthday FunnyBunny’s Birthday Gabe Saporta’s Birthday Lev Cameron Khmelev’s Birthday Luke Perry’s Birthday Matt Bomer’s Birthday MC Lyte’s Birthday Phora’s Birthday Ratchet Noblewolf’s Birthday Rhett McLaughlin’s Birthday Steve Young’s Birthday Toby Fox’s Birthday Walter Bowser’s Birthday Younan Nowzaradan’s Birthday Fred Trump Emily Deschanel Fun Observances It's My Party Day October 11 is It’s My Party Day, a great excuse to have a party for no reason at all! All you need to do is to invite all your friends and family to a fun party! While the origins of this unofficial holiday are unknown, it is safe to say that it encourages people throwing a party to celebrate themselves. How to Celebrate? While one never needs a reason to have a party, It’s My Party Day is a great justification for throwing a bash just because you can! Here are some ways you can celebrate this fun holiday: Have a party of course! Send out invitations, decorate the venue, make all your favorite party foods, put on some fun music and let the party begin! Too tired to organize a party by yourself? What about meeting your friends at a restaurant or at the park? Who says parties have to be at home? Did You Know... ...that according to the Guinness Book of World Records the longest dance party lasted for 55 hours? The party took place in Wexford, Ireland on October 29, 2006. *** The 16th tee featured a fairway that ran along a road. The first golfer in a foursome teed off and hooked the ball. It soared over the fence and bounced onto the street, where it hit the tire of a moving bus and ricocheted back onto the fairway. As they all stood in amazement, one of the golfer's friends asked, "How did you do that?" The golfer shrugged. "You have to know the bus schedule." *** Old accountants never die, they just lose their balance. Old musicians never die, they just get played out. Old lawyers never die, they just lose their appeal. Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged. Walt Disney didn't die. He's in suspended animation. *** Psychiatry students were in their Emotional Extremes class. "Let's set some parameters," the professor said. "What's the opposite of joy?" he asked one student. "Sadness," he replied. "The opposite of depression?" he asked another student. "Elation," he replied. "The opposite of woe?" the prof asked a young woman from Texas. The Texan replied, "Sir, I believe that would be giddyup." *** I’m at the library, and for some reason, when I plug my flash drive into the computer, it doesn’t show up. I keep trying, but nothing happens. As an IT major, I know I can figure this out. So I spend 15 minutes changing settings and inserting and removing the flash drive. Then a girl sitting next to me taps my shoulder and says, “You’re plugging into my computer, not yours.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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Just the facts: HOBBLE Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster HOBBLE Synonyms: 151 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus hobble - Good Word Word of the Day alphaDictionary * Free English On-line Dictionary
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October 10th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Arbor Day (Poland) Army Day (Sri Lanka) Capital Liberation Day (Vietnam) Christian feast day: Blessed Angela Truszkowska Cerbonius Daniel Comboni Eulampius and Eulampia Gereon and companions Blessed María Catalina Irigoyen Echegaray (Maria Desposorios) Paulinus of York (in England) Pinytus Tanca Vida Dutton Scudder (Episcopal Church) Viktor of Xanten October 10 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Constitution Day (Sint Maarten) Curaçao Day, anniversary of autonomy Double Ten Day (The National Day of Republic of China), celebrates outbreak of the Wuchang Uprising in 1911 that led to founding of the Republic of China in 1912 Fiji Day, celebrates the independence of Fiji from United Kingdom in 1970 Finnish Literature Day (Finland) Independence Day, commemorates the proclamation of Cuba's independence from Spain and the beginning of the Ten Years' War in 1868. Party Foundation Day (North Korea) World Day Against the Death Penalty World Mental Health Day World Porridge Day Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Huduma Day Inclusion Day International Stage Management Day Local Government Day Maroons Day - 1 Maroons Day - 2 National Angel Food Cake Day National Cake Decorating Day National Hug a Kevin Day MISTR's National PrEP Day Vet Nurse Day World Animal Road Accident Awareness Day World Egg Day World Homeless Day World Plant-based Burger Day National Hug a Drummer Day World Gulab Jamun Day National Walk to a Park Day SHIFT10 Day International Jumping Spider Day National Formalwear Day Bae Suzy’s Birthday Brett Favre’s Birthday Chaz Smith’s Birthday Cherliz Cohen’s Birthday Da'Vinchi’s Birthday Dale Earnhardt Jr.’s Birthday Dan Stevens’s Birthday David Lee Roth’s Birthday Lzzy Hale’s Birthday Marina Diamandis’s Birthday Mario Lopez’s Birthday Marjorie Harvey’s Birthday Meli V’s Birthday Mya’s Birthday Pressley Hosbach’s Birthday Rekha’s Birthday Tanya Tucker’s Birthday Thelonious Monk’s Birthday Gavin Newsom ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Fri Oct 10th, 2025 - Thu Oct 16th, 2025 Haemophilia Awareness Week Fun Observances Handbag Day Handbag Day is celebrated annually on October 10. Created in 2013 by Purseblog, a blog that follows the fashion and handbag industry, Handbag Day recognizes the importance of handbags in daily life and in fashion, and acknowledges that a handbag is not only an essential item in a person’s closet, but is also a simple way to make a style statement. The unofficial holiday encourages people to share pictures of their handbags and show their love for this fashion accessory on social media websites. How to Celebrate? Go out and get that high-end handbag you have been eyeing the whole year. Is your handbag a place where things go in to get lost? Perhaps today is the time to clean it out and organize it. Did You Know… …that in the early 1900s, handbag was a term used to refer to men's hand baggage? *** My sister Darlene has the courage—but not always the skills—to tackle any home-repair project. For example, in her garage are pieces of a lawn mower she once tried to fix. So I wasn't surprised the day my other sister, Jesse, and I found Darlene attacking her vacuum cleaner with a screwdriver. "I can't get this thing to cooperate," she explained. "Why don't you drag it out to the garage and show it the lawn mower?" Jesse suggested. *** After a long career of being blasted into a net, the human cannonball was tired. He told the circus owner he was going to retire. "But you can't!" protested the boss. "Where am I going to find another man of your caliber?" *** A guy walks into a bar and there's a horse serving drinks. The horse asks, "What are you staring at? Haven't you ever seen a horse tending bar before?" The guy says, "It's not that. I just never thought the parrot would sell the place." *** I was cuddling with my girlfriend, and she said, “I love lying here with you.” “I once caught a fish, and it was five feet long and spoke Hebrew,” I replied. She stared at me, confused. “That was my lie,” I said. “Oh, right. I see. Very funny,” she said. She paused a moment before rolling over. “That was my lie.” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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Just the facts: DIVVY Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster DIVVY (UP) Synonyms: 60 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus
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October 9th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Abraham Denis Dionysius the Areopagite Ghislain Innocencio of Mary Immaculate and Martyrs of Asturias John Henry Newman John Leonardi Luis Beltran Robert Grosseteste (Church of England) Wilfred Grenfell (Episcopal Church (USA)) October 9 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Fire Prevention Day (Canada, United States) Hangul Day (South Korea) Independence Day, celebrates the independence of Uganda from United Kingdom in 1962. (Uganda) Independence of Guayaquil from Spain in 1820 (Ecuador) Leif Erikson Day (United States, Iceland and Norway) National Day of Commemorating the Holocaust (Romania) National Nanotechnology Day (United States) Takayama Autumn Festival (Takayama, Japan) World Post Day Indian Foreign Service Day Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) International Beer and Pizza Day Karva Chauth National C60 Day National Depression Screening Day National Digitool Day National Moldy Cheese Day National Pro-Life Cupcake Day Saint Barthélemy: Abolition Day World Sight Day Scrubs Day PANS/PANDAS Awareness Day National Sneakers Day Harry Potter Book Day Fire Prevention Day Bella Hadid’s Birthday Cody Jones’s Birthday Eddie Guerrero’s Birthday Jackson Browne’s Birthday John Lennon’s Birthday Lecrae Moore’s Birthday Scotty McCreery’s Birthday Sean Lennon’s Birthday Sharon Osbourne’s Birthday Zachery Ty Bryan’s Birthday Guillermo del Toro ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Thu Oct 9th, 2025 - Wed Oct 15th, 2025 Baby Loss Awareness Week Fun Observances Curious Events Day Love conspiracy theories? Enjoy pondering about bizarre events that seem to have no explanations? Then Curious Events Day, a made-up holiday celebrated every year on October 9, is just the holiday you need to celebrate! While the origins of this curious holiday are unknown, we suspect that the creators of this day wanted people to stop worrying about the small things in life and focus their attention on all the inexplicable, baffling and peculiar mysteries of the world. Small or Big Events Life is full of curious events - big and small. Like for example, where do all those socks disappear to after doing laundry, or why do people open their mouths when applying mascara? Some mysteries have occupied curious and adventurous minds around the world. These include: Who made the stonehenge and for what purpose? Does Bigfoot exist and can ghosts communicate with humans? And then there are the bigger, more philosophical mysteries of life - like what happens when we die or what is what is beyond the edge of the universe? How to Celebrate? No matter what kind of curious events interest you, Curious Events Day is a holiday to spend some time being inquisitive about the world around you. Read or watch documentaries about some of the more famous curious incidents and events that have happened in the history of humankind – disappearances in the Bermuda Triangle, sightings of the Yeti and the Loch Ness monster, crop circles, UFO sightings in Roswell. Become a sleuth yourself and try to find explanations of curious events that intrigue you. Did You Know... ...that the English language idiom curiosity killed the cat, means that getting curious and prying into other people's affairs can get one into trouble? *** Q: What’s the technical name for a pot of coffee at work? A: Break fluid *** Q: If you call a large turkey a gobbler what do you call a small one? A: Goblet. *** When a Butterball Talk-Line staffer asked a caller what state her turkey was in (meaning how thawed was it) the caller responded with, “Florida.” *** A gentleman called Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line to tell the operator he cut his turkey in half with a chain saw and wanted to know if the oil from the chain would adversely affect the turkey. *** One caller to Butterball's Thanksgiving Turkey Talk-Line had always cut the legs off the turkey before putting it in the oven, thinking that was how you had to cook a turkey. She later learned that the only reason her mom had been doing that was because their oven had been so small that that was the only way to get the bird into the oven! *** After my three-year-old begged and begged, I gave in and let her attend a concert with her older sister and brother. As we took our seats, I handed programs to the kids. Following the lead of her siblings, my three-year-old opened her program and announced, “I’ll have the chicken.” *** *** *** *** *** He eventually decided that people were too untrusting of this deal, so he changed the sign to read "Fridge for sale $50". The next day someone stole it. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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pernicious - Word of the Day - Wed Oct 8, 2025
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October 8th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Evodus (or Yves) Palatias and Laurentia Pelagia (Eastern Orthodox and Roman Catholic Churches) Reparata San Ernesto, Che Guevara as a folk saint. (Bolivian campesinos) Simeon (Gospel of Luke) Thaïs William Dwight Porter Bliss and Richard T. Ely (Episcopal Church) October 8 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) World Space Week (October 4–10) Air Force Day (India) Arbor Day (Namibia) Children's Day (Iran) Navy Day (Peru) International Lesbian Day National Fluffernutter Day Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Alvin C. York Day American Touch Tag Day Battle of Angamos Boat Racing Festival Laos Dyslexia Day Emergency Nurses Day Honduras: Discovery of America Day International Birth Registration Day International Newspaper Carrier Day International Top Spinning Day National Bring Your Teddy Bear to School Day National Curves Day National Harbormaster Appreciation Day National Heroes’ Day National Pet Obesity Awareness Day National Salmon Day National Stop Bullying Day World Octopus Day Canadian Beer Day Animal Action Day International Podiatry Day International Off-Road Day National Cowboy Boot Day National Mall Walking Day Bella Thorne’s Birthday Bruno Mars’s Birthday Cara Gosselin’s Birthday Chevy Chase’s Birthday Elz the Witch’s Birthday Famous Ocean’s Birthday Funny Mike’s Birthday G Herbo’s Birthday Gauri Khan’s Birthday Grayson Allen’s Birthday Jack Doherty’s Birthday Jesse Jackson’s Birthday Louise Hay’s Birthday Matt Damon’s Birthday Mikan Mandarin’s Birthday Nava Rose’s Birthday Nick Cannon’s Birthday Sigourney Weaver’s Birthday The Miz’s Birthday Soon-Yi Previn ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Wed Oct 8th, 2025 - Sun Oct 12th, 2025 International Cephalopod Awareness Days Wed Oct 8th, 2025 - Sun Oct 26th, 2025 Oktoberfest in Blumenau Fun Observances Pierogi Day October 8 is Pierogi Day, a day to stock up your fridge with delicious dumplings made of unleavened dough. Usually stuffed with meat, potatoes, vegetables and fruit, pierogi have become popular in the United States and Canada due to large Polish immigrant population. Considered to be one of Poland's national dish, pierogi are first boiled and then served several at a time with melted butter or fried with onions. Pierogi Fest In Eastern Europe, most countries have their own version of this dumpling. In the United States, pierogi are a popular dish in Polish communities and many events are held in honor of this humble but delicious dish. In Whiting, Indiana, a pierogi fest is held for 3 days in July, while in Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, every Pittsburgh Pirates baseball home game features a pierogi race, where runners in pierogi costumes compete in a race. How to Celebrate? Visit your local Polish restaurant and order yourself a big plate of pierogis. Make sweet and savory pierogis at home and serve to family and friends. Did You Know... ...that people in the village of Glendon in Alberta, Canada love pierogi so much that in 1993 they constructed a 25 feet tall fibreglass pierogi, with a fork through it? *** Don't ever pay a surprise visit to a child in college. You might be the one getting the surprise. I learned this the hard way when I swung by my son's campus during a business trip. Locating what I thought was his fraternity house, I rang the doorbell. "Yeah?" a voice called from inside. "Does Dylan Houseman live here?" "Yup," the voice answered. "Leave him on the front porch. We'll drag him in later." *** I spent an afternoon helping my boyfriend move into a new home. In one carton I found a crockpot, with an odd-looking and very dirty metal lid. Later I ushered my boyfriend into the kitchen and asked why he hadn't mentioned this perfectly good pot. He stared at it, then replied, "Well, after I broke the lid I never thought of replacing it with a hubcap." *** It seemed that all our appliances had broken in the same week, and repairs were straining our budget. So when I picked up the kids from school and our Jeep started making rattling sounds, I decided that rather than burden my husband, I'd deal with it. I hadn't reckoned on my little tattletales, however. They rushed into the house with the news: "Daddy, the Jeep was breaking down, but Mom made the noise stop!" Impressed, my husband asked, "How did you fix it?" "I turned up the volume on the radio," I confessed. *** During that first roll call in the Army, I waited in dread as the sergeant got to my name: DiFeliciantonio. There was bound to be trouble, and I was right, because suddenly, he fell silent—eyebrows arched, brain overloaded. After a long pause, he thundered, “The alphabet?!” *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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October 7th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Justina of Padua Henry Muhlenberg (some Lutheran Churches, Episcopal Church of the USA) Osgyth Our Lady of the Rosary Pope Mark Sergius and Bacchus October 7 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) Teachers' Day (Laos) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) International Day of Peaceful Communication Lao: End of Buddhist Lent Day National Forgiveness & Happiness Day National Fruit at Work Day National Inner Beauty Day National LED Light Day Valmiki Jayanti World Cotton Day You Matter To Me Day National Taco Day National Bathtub Day Team Margot Stem Cell and Bone Marrow Awareness Day National Propane Day World Day for Decent Work Trigeminal Neuralgia Awareness Day Brittani Lancaster’s Birthday Holland Roden’s Birthday Jazmine Hood’s Birthday John Mellencamp’s Birthday Joy Behar’s Birthday Joyce Hawkins’s Birthday Kiara Green’s Birthday Kira Kosarin’s Birthday KITTENS’s Birthday Krissy Cela’s Birthday Lay’s Birthday LDShadowLady’s Birthday Matthew Roloff’s Birthday Miya Houston’s Birthday Mookie Betts’s Birthday Simon Cowell’s Birthday Toni Braxton’s Birthday Trinity Trinity and Beyond’s Birthday ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Tue Oct 7th, 2025 - Sun Oct 12th, 2025 The Iris Film Festival Fun Observances Frappé Day Whether you pronounce it with an emphasis on the accented e (frapay) or with a silent e (frap), we can all agree that the chilled and frothed coffee is yummy. Celebrate this beverage on October 7 or Frappé Day. Made by blending instant coffee, milk and crushed ice, Frappés originated in Greece. According to popular lore, the drink was accidentally created by a distributor of Nestle products in the Greek city of Thessaloniki during the 1957 Thessaloniki International Fair. Today, the frappé is a popular coffee drink all over the world. In the New England region of the United States, the term Frappe (pronounced as frap) refers to milkshakes. Many coffee shops offer Frappés in a variety of flavors and with or without coffee. How to Celebrate? Visit your favorite coffee shop and treat yourself to a frappé. Start the day with making a frappé from scratch at home. Experiment with flavors - add chocolate to the drink or honey or maple syrup instead of sugar. Add ice cream to it to make it into a decadent dessert drink. Did You Know… …that the word frappé comes from the French word for beating or striking together?. *** A woman called the Colorado State Division of Wildlife regarding a snake in her backyard. “Can you tell me what kind it is?” she asked. “Can you describe it?” I asked. “Yes,” she said. “It’s long and thin.” *** I spotted several pairs of men’s Levi’s at a garage sale. They were sizes 30, 31, and 32, but I was looking for size 33. So I asked the owner if he had a pair. He shook his head. “I’m still wearing the 33s,” he said. “Come back next year.” *** When my customer ordered iced tea, I asked, “Sweetened or unsweetened?” Her answer: “What’s the difference?” *** Looking for a job? Here’s one posted on Craigslist: “$40K a Year to Attend Harvard University as Me.” Requirements include a 4.0 GPA in high school or a 3.5 GPA in college. Only males need apply, since, as the listing tells us, “I have a male name.” The lucky person tapped for the gig doesn’t have to do much other than “attend all classes, pass all tests, and finish all assigned work while pretending you are me.” Don’t worry about having to actually get into the Ivy League school: “I’ve already taken care of that,” he says. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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liquidate - Word of the Day - Mon Oct 6, 2025
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October 6th 2025 - Holidays and Observances (click on the day for details) Christian feast day: Blessed Marie Rose Durocher Blessed Juan de Palafox y Mendoza Bruno of Cologne Faith Mary Frances of the Five Wounds Pardulphus Sagar of Laodicea October 6 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics) William Tyndale (commemoration, Anglicanism), with Myles Coverdale (Episcopal Church (USA)) World Space Week (October 4–10) Day of Commemoration and National Mourning (Turkmenistan) Dukla Pass Victims Day (Slovakia) German-American Day (United States) Memorial Day for the Martyrs of Arad (Hungary) Teachers' Day (Sri Lanka) Yom Kippur War commemorations: Armed Forces Day (Egypt) Tishreen Liberation Day (Syria) Observances (click on the day, BD, or week for details) Chuseok Honduras: Discovery of America Day Kiribati: Education Day Labour Day Mid-Autumn Festival Mid-Autumn Moon Festival National Badger Day National Child Health Day National Coaches Day National Consignment Day National Energy Geek Day National Noodle Day National Orange Wine Day National Plus Size Appreciation Day National Transfer Money to Your Daughter Day Sukkot Vap Full Moon Poya Day World Architecture Day World Cerebral Palsy Day Zero Inbox Day National Physician Assistant Day National Depression Screening Day International Dysgraphia Awareness Day World Habitat Day World Day of Bullying Prevention Addison Rae’s Birthday Fannie Lou Hamer’s Birthday GreekGodx’s Birthday Hadley Horner’s Birthday Joe Goldberg’s Birthday King Badger’s Birthday LeBron James Jr.’s Birthday Melanie Robbins’s Birthday Monique Samuels’s Birthday Ryan's World’s Birthday Surya Chandrasekaran’s Birthday Trevor Lawrence’s Birthday Vaughn Raines Jr.’s Birthday Elisabeth Shue ~~~~~~~~~~~~ Mon Oct 6th, 2025 - Fri Oct 10th, 2025 International Plasma Awareness Week National Scaffolding Week International Week of Happiness at Work Mon Oct 6th, 2025 - Sun Oct 12th, 2025 Active Aging Week PA Week Celebrate Community Week National Spinning and Weaving Week Dyspraxia Awareness Week Hospice Care Week Mon Oct 6th, 2025 - Mon Oct 13th, 2025 Irish Road Safety Week National Curry Week Fun Observances Mad Hatter Day Celebrated annually on October 6, Mad Hatter Day celebrates the Hatter, a key character in Lewis Carol’s Alice in Wonderland. The unofficial holiday was created in 1986 in Boulder Colorado by a group of computer technicians who were inspired by the Hatter and his antics in the epic fantasy novel. In the book, the Hatter is an eccentric milliner for whom time is forever stuck at a tea party with his friend the March Hare. 10/6 The date for the holiday was chosen because of how John Tenniel illustrated the Hatter in Alice in Wonderland. The English illustrator who was also a political cartoonist depicted the Hatter wearing a hat with a piece of paper that has 10/6 written on it. The 10/6 refers to the cost of a hat – 10 shillings and 6 pence. The creators of the holiday who are from the United States where the date is written in the month/day (mm/dd) format took this to set the date for the holiday on October 6 (10/6). For those who write the date in the day/ month (dd/mm) format, the holiday would fall on June 10. How to Celebrate? Read Alice in Wonderland. Watch the movies based on the novel. Wear a hat the whole day. Host an Alice in Wonderland themed tea party. Did You Know... ...that even though this holiday is called Mad Hatter Day and that the Hatter is also popularly known as the Mad Hatter, Lewis Carol never refers to the character as the Mad Hatter? *** After a number of attempts to get the customer service agent on the phone to understand his name, my Asian American friend Appappa decided to spell it out. "A for apple," he began. "P for pineapple, p for pineapple, a for apple, p for pineapple, p for—" The flustered agent interrupted. "I have a better idea," she said. "Just tell me how many apples and how many pineapples." *** My husband, who uses a wheelchair, showed up at his eye doctor's for an appointment. The receptionist checked the schedule, then said, "The nurse will call you in a moment. Have a seat." He smiled. "Done." *** I provide technical support for the computer software published by my company. One day, over the phone, I was helping a customer install a product on a Macintosh. The procedure required him to delete an old file. On the Mac there is an icon of a trash can that is used to collect items to be permanently deleted. I told the customer to click on the old file and drag it to the trash. Then I had him perform a few other steps. As a reminder, I said, "Don't forget to empty the trash. Obediently he replied, "Yes, dear." *** The village blacksmith hired an enthusiastic new apprentice willing to work long, hard hours. He instructed the boy, “When I take the shoe out of the fire, I’ll lay it on the anvil. When I nod my head, you hit it with the hammer.” The apprentice did exactly as he was told, and now he’s the new village blacksmith. *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** "A Scottish theme tonight" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ( Sorry, I just couldn't resist this one! ) *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** ( 78th Highlanders group, Montreal, Qc, 1869 ) *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** *** sandrewn
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Just the facts: ABSOLVE Definition & Meaning - Merriam-Webster ABSOLVE Synonyms: 29 Similar and Opposite Words | Merriam-Webster Thesaurus