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clochette

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  1. You and me both
  2. Not sure about Clint Eastwood but You'd sure look very sexy in a crochet undies
  3. Won 2 tickets for friday at the local music festival! Maybe I should try the lottery
  4. You might have made a certain statement, doesn't mean I agree to follow it
  5. He only woke me up ay 6am to go out, before that he was snoring like a train by my feet and I don't have a prostate waking me up during the night
  6. Having to deal with you and your drewth daily for almost a decade now we sure are
  7. Lie! I was sleeping!
  8. I'm here to please You got it!
  9. I think it's call prostitution or human trafficking
  10. Yeah some are collector and are worth some nice cash
  11. I'm starting to think Yayo was bored with you and left You were too busy watching SE Asian TV shows and counting your captives to show the attention he deserves so he packed and left My bet is that he's on his way to a lovely barn in Canada where he'll be loved and can grow his own family
  12. Ans it took you the whole weekend to write down?! Clearly it's too much for you to handle you should set a few free, for your own good of course
  13. Hey B Last night I saw a video about the Emu War... you guys lost twice against the flightless chickens?
  14. Hey Pagey, sounds like you guys had a great evening! Oh I know Senlis, it's like 45 minutes from Compiègne, where my Dad lives. I'm not surprised about the hot stick in the face, I mean I'd do the same 🤷🏻‍♀️
  15. Do you have temperature?
  16. Oh gosh it's getting hooot in there! *fans self* Phew!! Those eyes!!! And the beard! The chest mat!!! *bits lips* 🔥🔥🔥 The tatts!!!
  17. Uhm excuse me.. I was there first
  18. And that's why you're perfect to me
  19. Oh right, you're picky more for me then ps: I also like the hair on his legs
  20. Happy Saturday my Sexy Lumberjack What? No fight? That's too easy... Fine, I'm definitely taking him, graciously offering him shelter, but don't be fooled I'll still fight for the next one
  21. Morning T I had nice 9 hours of uninterrupted sleep like the one you get after a good dinner of BBQ sausages and strawberry pie (hand-picked from our garden a couple of hours prior) I had a haircut now time to enjoy breakfast in the garden with the cats *sneezes* Damm allergies!
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