clochette
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Hiya Mister T! It's not today yet here it's currently 3.35am but I can't sleep because the wind is howling outside and knowing I'll not have enough sleep is keeping me from falling asleep How are you and Aod?
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That's lovely But wait... who's going to babysit?
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I saw this clip and the first thing that came to my mind: Every times Gary opens his barn doors https://www.instagram.com/reel/CaBqPflJ6i-/?utm_medium=copy_link
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Happy sunday gang, hope you're all enjoying a nice day. It's still very windy here. I'm gonna stay inside and do some sewing.
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Next he needs to try frog tights and maybe they'll help with jumping like those ballet jumps
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Just say when and I'll be there we could even visit an escargot farm
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Boys and their need to play who's-got-the-bigger-one
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That's the French way to do it, with garlic butter You'll have to bring the kid in france
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That's cause I'm a lady
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Now I'm picturing you laying naked in the middle of the bed with the air-con on you
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Someone is being very spoiled by his mama
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Hey my SexyLumberjack +4?! Wow watch out or you'll get a tan!
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Omg I think I've fount a video of Albert doing the rain happy dance https://www.instagram.com/reel/CZsMmO_hqtp/?utm_medium=copy_link Or is it Gary doing the rain dance to make it rain?
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I swear they're like tiny innocent animals discovering the world for the first time... It's kinda funny but most of the time I'm either or or both at the same time
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My brother and his girlfriend tried to make muffins. The recipe they used was for 12 pieces but thinking it wouldn't be much they decided to triple the quantities... Thing is we have this device to make mini muffins. They didn't realize the recipe was for regular cakes How the 500gr of flour didn't alert those two idiots that it was a tad bit too much dough Good thing is now I'm invited to have muffins tomorrow afternoon
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Yup, now it's up to B to write his own story
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Sorry to hear that B I hope the repair team will be there fast so you can have power back for the evening. But hey maybe as it's valentine's day they'll come to surprise you when they'll have deal with that nasty branch. You know what I mean: Sexy workers with their tools belt hanging low knocking at your door asking for a glass of fresh water as they're all sweaty
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Do you think it feels like that for the people who are allergic to some men's sperm?
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The penis fly trape guess i should stay away from this one as @Zombie is always calling me a fly though maybe it would be a sweet death to die dissolve by a penis
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I hope he'll overcome the trauma quickly too and that the school will be there to accompany him and the family. We talk a lot about bullying in classes but I'll never understand how kids can go that far. It's kinda "normal" for kids to have little arguments and fights but to send another kid to the hospital...
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Yup. You can find it in Cambodia. The "head" opens up https://images.app.goo.gl/8oZecSXLnV6G9qCZ7
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Thinking about spring coming up and what to plant in the garden and saw this on Twitter
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Hey gang, i wish you all a happy sunday The sun is shining here with 7°C. I was supposed to have lunch at grandma's with dad but he's feeling tired with a backache so I'm staying at the apartment. I might go say hi to my great aunt in the afternoon.
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It's doing better. When I changed the bandage last night it looked good, it wasn't bleeding anymore and the bit of skin was staying in place. So i think we won't have to amputated
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I feel like I'm reading the nominees list for the Oscar congrats my Sexy Lumberjack
