Ned to the rescue, "What, I just plugged it into the wall... dude's relax, jeez, of course it's online. Wow you'd think you'd never used a PlayStation before."
Peter stared at the idiot. "It's ONLINE, meaning we can use it to talk to people."
Ned shook his head, sipping from a can of Monster, "Yeah, like, so? What's my COD clan going to do, they're all about 13 and living at home with their mom's. Though BITCHSFNSHR-89 is thirty, but he lives in his mom's basement... dude's always going to be a virgin..."
Peter scrubbed his hand down his face as he tapped out a message to the boys. "Please, PLEASE tell me you have a brain cell you haven't baked with copious amounts of weed, you know... something you can actually use to function?"
"Rude, dude, I prefer the term mellow... why, you think I do too much weed?" Ned munched on the cheese puffs and watched Peter. "You know, like, we could be enjoying that game while we wait for your friend West to get online..."
Peter turned his head in despair to look at Ned, "seriously?"