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Water, Water, Water. And there's this bread thing. They say you eat bread, but they also say it goes either way. Either your hang over goes away, or you get really really sick. Oh wait, i think that's when you're drunk. hmm i dunno. :wacko: Water, water, water.

Well, weirdly enough... I sleep through a jackhammer noise, my phone ringing, my roommate patting my shoulder telling me "wake up lazy ass! you've been sleeping for fourteen hours!," The FedEx guy knocking on my window, my friends throwing stuff at me, and the tornado alarm. But there is one thing that wakes me up.. the smell of food. Edit: Well i guess I type slow.. lol so heres my answer to Ibuprofen's: Umm well the explicit and obscene conversation i just overheard did happen... The person below me won a TV at work!

w00000t! Congrats Vic! I loved the joke

Well, for media purposes, like video and photo editing, i'll go for a Mac. They're the best for that kind of stuff. And also, theres a Microsoft office for Macs, so you can use PowerPoint and Word on it. and im pretty sure you can use msn on it. If not, theres always Trillian or Gaim. You'll be fine. Go for Macs!! Personally I'd get an iBook, cause they're purty!!

Wow. I'm sorry for your loss. Oh my god...

Ok... are you looking for a reliable and portable laptop? or a Desktop replacement? I dont suggest buying a Dell or Gateway or other things. If, like you said, you're willing to pay a reasonable price. Here are some good options: http://www.voodoopc.com/default.aspx Voodoo laptops and desktop replacements are awesome. Think Alienware, but not ugly. Think Mac, but very custumizable. http://www.falcon-nw.com/ Falcon is amazing. They have the best customer service and support if you have time to read it. And they use the same automobile paint for their laptop's paint jobs. Unlike the systems you'll get when you buy premade ones, Voodoo and Falcon lets you customize it to your heart's desire. From how much memory to what kind of video card you want in it, from what color to what tatoo or picture you want on it. You can actually play around they're websites and see how much having them assemble one for you will cost. The price isn't so bad... it's very worth it actually. But if you just wanna buy something that's already premade... i suggest you buy a MacBook, a PowerBook, or an iBook G4 from Apple. Apple laptops are great.. we all know this.. they're very cool looking too. Don't buy MacBook Pros right now though... i heard they're having problems. As for specs, choose processors that are MADE for laptops, like Centrino Duo. or AMD Mobile Athlon 64. IF not, they'll get too hot and crap out. For RAM, get 512 MB MINIMUM. Don't get anything lower. If you wanna play Games on it, I suggest 1 to 2 GB. HardDrive capacity is up to you really... but 60+ GB is advisable. Videocards also depend on what you wanna do with the laptop. Videocards can be expensive, but you have to decide before you buy the laptop if you want an upgrade, cause its not as easy to upgrade a laptop's video card as it is with Desktops. Wow. Well.. I hope that helped. lol P.S. AND OH! The good thing about voodoo, falcon and apple, is that when you get them, they're hard drvies are completely clean. Unlike premade laptops tht has alot of crap on it like useless McAfee or AOL Trial. And you get an actual (for voodoo and falcon) Windows CD, cause having windows preinstalled in a partition of your hard drive sucks.. believe me it takes up valuable space.

Can't wait! ...is it dirty? It IS Joey after all

HOLY CRAP! :wacko: Soo good. I LOVED IT! So COnfused! Still loved it.. Yep.. I'm officially crazy. And geez, Vic... Seth was awesome

No I didn't.. You Liar And yes! I listen to alot of bands that you guys might havent heard of. Mostly because they're either Filipino or Japanese bands. The person below me thinks boxerbriefs are sexy.

Umm nope. ..Wait... Nope. The person below me doesn't like sex that involves water.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

Damn... That chapter was unbelievable. Great job Dom! The last scene was just superb. GRRR I cannot wait!!! Addiction is bad but yet soooo good. p.s. I didn't really find it creepy. Maybe it's because of the music I listen to while reading it. I just find it very very intriguing. I love it.

OMG! I do! I HATE IT! and it always happens!!! BOYS DO SUCK!!! The person below me gives other boys mixed signals.

Omg.. that's the funniest shit ever. The whole Australian kiss thing. I'd have to use that sometime. About the girl.. uhh maybe you should throw hints that will imply you like boys.. that might work.

Myspace is very tricky. I've had one for over a year now. What my friends do to have little more privacy is to set their profiles on private, if you do that only your myspace friends will be able to see. If someone ends up finding your profile, all they'll see is your username and default picture, and that's about it. I think this will be the best way. And dont put your last name on there, not a good idea. Another bad idea is to put "Gay" as your orientation, unless you want stalkers (but it probably wont matter if you set your profile on private). Leave it blank.. thats what i did on mine. I hoped that helped. doubtful though lol Lawrence

w0000t! welcome!!! now we have enough for a parade!

It's been forever since I've seen these movies: Dogma, Chasing Amy, Clerks -- he wrote it Never saw Jersey Girl but i think he wrote it. And i think he wrote Clerks II not sure. The person below me know what Fushigi Yuugi is.

oh my god! I LOVE MY JOB.. well.. the people i work with anyway The person below me thinks about sex waaay too much.

Happy Birthday!!!

Happy Birthday!!!

I've petted a chicken! That's before he tried to kill me of course.

Amazing! *applause* I loved it, loved it, loved it! So far, the theory of multi-personalities hasn'e been shattered. But of course, we can't all conclude that it is a fact as of yet, we might just be shocked. Great work Dom!!! Amazing! -Lawrence

Don'r know what that is, and do i want to? The person below me is a nymphomaniac.

Turning your poor helpless friends, even the ones who are border line iliterate, into Domaholics as well. Also, ditching them and the dinner party using the 'exam' or 'sick' excuse to read chapters over and over again.

Ok. I just did. lol. Most of you have seen this pic though.. and others. ok. The person below me loved the movie "Clueless."