Hi, Terry! I see you found my gavel. Thank you!
Impartial? Absolutely! (unless I'm dealing with a fairy or a Canadian, then my judgment tends to rule in their favor ).
ALL RISE! The Court of Upside Down, Zero-zeroth Judicial Circuit is now in session. The "honorable" judge Froggy McToad is presiding.
Order in the court! I will have order in my court! All cases will be reviewed, and my verdict will be final. No appeals. And if any God-Emperors think they're far from my jurisdiction, they will have another thing coming. Bailiff, are your taser guns fully charged?
Y'all have a good day.
Dream with angels, B. And if they're hunky, give them my address.
Sorry, Drewman. Sleepovers are at my place. Terry, sleep is optional.
And what is your mind thinking, young lady?
Mr. Spike... Mr. Spike... Lonely Ranger from The Real Househusbands of Texas. Will you ban glitter and nukes from the new Texan Republic? Will studs be allowed to choose whether they want to be taxed or not? The public and the studs expect your answers.
Handsome Devil, from Headstall's Tribune. Is it true that the Texans want to revert to a Republic? If so, will Spike be granted citizenship as the opposition leader? If so, will his candidacy for The Rainbow House be considered a threat to the ruling party's tight grip on the Empire? The public demands to know.
Nicky Pooh, from the Frog Herald. 🤓 Why do they have to surrender? Wouldn't it be a show of good faith if you give up your "title" and answer for your mischief? The public wants to know.
You're also outnumbered and outmatched. Surrender already. The good guys always win. ~sending untraceable resources to the resistance~
Almost afraid of asking how are your bins.