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  1. Sorry, guys. Technology is amazing, but also tricky and annoying. Hope you get things back to work. 🤞
  2. Good morning everyone. We had our elections day yesterday. Unlike a certain empire, we do have free and fair elections. And unlike a certain God-and-Emperor, we do accept the results.
  3. I don't know.
  4. Nice try, pal. You blew your cousin's chances with her. Not my problem.
  5. Aloha, dear Albert. Steve, that shirt looks good on you.
  6. Never. Although I question your attraction to bad boys. I'm taken. Try the next pond.
  7. I'm sorry. All I heard was "Why can't I be like you! 😭😭😭" There, there, my little tyrant.
  8. We need to find you a new hobby. Ideas anyone?
  9. About your not-so-secret hobbit fetish, of course. Crazy about frogs? Yeah. Obviously. Your face is gibberish.
  10. On what grounds? Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, the so called "charges" are completely made-up.
  11. Umm... it's thanks to the French that we have the greatest invention ever. We won't be able to repay them.
  12. Sorry, Drewpert, but her health insurance only covers spa clinics. And throw away the key.
  13. But first, a snack for my good friend Albert.
  14. Nope. My new best friend loves sponges. 🍽️ Down, boy! Bad, Albert!
  15. That's mine. Thanks.
  16. What's the sponge's predator?
  17. Doughnuts! I forgot doughnuts!
  18. Too much lip gloss.
  19. Congratulations, princess! But we need to talk about that 11,5 in French. Oui? 👨‍🎨
  20. PLEASE! You have to let me write this story! Just when I thought it couldn't get any better. Would you mind if I change the names? Instead of Morgan and Page, how about Morgan and Nick?
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