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  1. Cynus
    Granted. But it's competing with the goat for your full attention and they're fighting in your lap. I wish today would be over.
  2. Cynus
    I can't grant this wish for long... sorry. Granted. But it immediately starts raining again. A fierce summer squall. (I love the rain) I wish it would rain!
  3. Cynus
    Granted. You have a pet goat who thinks it's a cat and climbs on top of you any chance it gets. I wish I could get this zombie virus under control so people will visit my coffee shop.
  4. Cynus
    Granted. You do, but birds keep thinking they're open and fly into them at a rate of once per minute, even at night. I wish I could survive as a barista forever.
  5. Cynus
    OMG that sounds AWESOME! Granted. The cat is now sitting on your face. I wish my boss would call this customer so he stops pacing around, glaring at me...
  6. Cynus
    I'm going to try and make the switch to starving artist and write full-time while working odd jobs as necessary. Granted. Your cat is eating one of those considerate golf clubs now. I wish I owned a little coffee shop somewhere.
  7. Cynus
    This is not a bad thing. I'm quitting in the fall, already have my notice in and everything, Granted. Everyone is a polite golf club, and the human race goes extinct. I wish that I could see that guy belly flop one more time.
  8. Cynus
    Granted. It's not rumbling, it's singing opera. I wish I didn't have to take inventory right now...
  9. Cynus
    Granted, but now it wants to eat everyone you know and love. I wish I would stop overreacting to things.
  10. Cynus
    Oh god yes... The person below me could go for a swim today.
  11. Cynus
    resistance
  12. Cynus
    Books to Films Licts to LILTS
  13. Cynus
    Books to Films Looks to Locks
  14. Cynus
    BOOKS to FILMS
  15. Cynus
    It was a group effort. I may have seen the path, but others also had to walk it, heh.
  16. Cynus
    Waver to Stand Stens to Stans
  17. Cynus
    Waver to Stand Seems to Stems
  18. Cynus
    Waver to Stand Teens to Teems
  19. Cynus
    Cards
  20. Cynus
    Really evil babies eat leprechauns CHAUN
  21. Cynus
    Waver to Stand Turns to Terns
  22. Cynus
    Murray, UT
  23. Cynus
    SOAPS Salt on a pretzel sparkles. EANUT
  24. Cynus
    Granted. You have to stay forever and can never read again. I wish construction would start already...
  25. Cynus

    A Writing Slump

    Cynus commented on Renee Stevens's blog entry in Renee's News

    Sure. Just message me.
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