Cool. Now that I know you're the go-to guy for armaments, I'll ask you for pointers when I outfit my next heavily-armed slayer of perhaps not-mortal beings.
You may roll your eyes, and even let me know what I get wrong, so that I won't do it again. When my friend called me on using good ol' American Thompsons in this tale instead of some Kalashnikov design, he actually curled his lip at me, to which I responded by sticking my tongue between my lips and blowing a rude noise at him. It was very mature behavior by both of us!
You are much nicer to talk to, and I appreciate not having to make rude noises at you, too.