I am bent over my stall table; a shadow looms over the top of me.
A voice quietly says, “Do you sell those metal cock rings here?”
I stand up so quick my head spins, with me staring into a set of mischievous green eyes.
“Well do ya?” he asks, a big smile on his face.
“Jase, you Asshole!”
That, right then, is the moment Father Paul decides to appear at my stall.
“Sorry, Father.” I am mortified.
Where is Jase you ask? That’s right! Doubled over on the ground laughing hysterically. Asshole!