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I kinda like the flip flops.

Don't give her any ideas!

If I had a Loren and it there was a choice between feet and um, other firm body parts, let's just say other body parts win, hands uh, not exactly down, maybe up and down? 😉

Never in this lifetime, or in any other. I believe you're projecting your weird fetishes in an unhealthy way. 😋

Jay's family. Wow. Absolutely love his brothers and their fiancées. Dad seems pretty chill-ish. Mom however, she's a piece of work. Not in a bad way. She means well, but.... "Golden Child Syndrome". There should be some sort of medical ICD code for that issue. I've seen it plenty. Especially my husband's family. The oldest has been put up on a pedestal and I for one can't wait for him to crash down and break every bone in his body. But I won't get into why. Suffice to say... people like him tend to know they are held in high regard and they bask in it. Jay.... clueless. He's the Golden Child, but he's also a happy go lucky Golden Retriever who wants everyone to be happy. He really has no clue that his parents treat him differently. I'm sure someone will eventually tell him. Loren can see clearly what Jay's brothers pointed out and he handled it perfectly by including Danielle and Niki. And then there's this: Let me worship your feet I want to lick you from your head to your toe after a sweaty workout. Let me worship your armpits I’ll lick them clean for you. EWWWWWWWWWWW!! For the record, I had no part of this particular example of literary wonder. Overall the visit went well. Loe’s still on the fence when it comes tobthe parental units, and that's okay.

I enjoy sharing little snippets if my life occasionally. I also enjoy your bingeing sessions! Thanks for riding this coaster.

Thank you. I'm glad you enjoyed it!

Dogs are the best! Having allergies sucks. My husband is allergic to cats. But I'm not a cat person so it doesn't matter. Our dogs will give him hives if they lock him which he avoids at all costs. Occasionally one of them pulls a ninja move and uses their stealth tongue abilities.

Hate to burst your Kiam bubble but... They're still not talking to me. Lol.

They haven't been in my head for a while... but who knows? Maybe when they're a little older?

Yeah, Nash knew how to cut deep without actually pulling a knife.

Like I said... he's one of my favorites❤

Liam is an amazing kid. Sorry I disturbed you. 😅

Liam and Cassie are two of my favorite characters! That visit from relatives was rough. It was a really tough time, but we made it without getting arrested. Whew! When my husband and I were dating he didn't tell his roommate he was staying an extra night with me. His roommate called the police to report him missing. They in turn called his parents. Oops.

I did that once with my mom. I think I was eight. Mom nearly died laughing.

I have a nephew who worked fir a company that developed and made prosthetics. It was interesting research.

Mushrooms will always be fungus to me. Good to see you back!

Some days I feel like my life is screwed beyond all measure. Sanity is precarious at best. Even on a good day. But yes, that paragraph was sorely lacking and y'all woulda missed out on a critical piece of editorial genius.

And how did they fit in a minivan?

For the record... the original paragraph read: “Seriously though,” Scott asks as he hugs his new crystal whiskey decanter set. “Where’d you get this stuff? I mean, this is good stuff!” Soooooo much better after editing! (Although I settled on Macallan considering it's $150 per bottle for that particular version... sponsors have to be catered to. Y'all know Skrewball is my go-to!)

Score one for the Potato!!!! 🤣🤣 Still great communication from Loren. He made it quite clear he was NOT okay with being peed on. Honestly... if it's not your own kid... ewwwwww. If it's your own, we'll you hold them at arms length and hose 'em off. Loren makes a great Santa. Lars.... sorry, no comment 🤐 Meeting the parents... should be entertaining. Retirement.... Best to push it off for a future conversation. Moving in... Jay's gotta be patient. Overall fun chapter, even with the elephant named Lars lurking in the shadows.