Bob D.

I have only one thing to say to that... MWHAHAHAhAhahahahahhahahahahahahha... *deep breath* HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

You know Emoe, there's laws against revealing domestic dipute evidence while the case is still pending... though the 'woman' in the second video is still being ID'd, it is a clear enough shot of Cj being aggrivated for losing his glasses. Bob

Cj is controlling Conner with sex... if Conner doesn't support Cj, he'll cut him off...

I have proof! I have proof! Connor is being controlled by the Goat! I found a sculpture made that demonstrates how he's being controlled by Cj!!! Conner, it's okay, the truth will set you free! Cj, what do you have to say for yourself?? is right.

Cj... not only are you going to get sheard, tarred, feathered... you're also going to get some spines from our prickly friend over here... Master, I must warn you... If you dig the grave, I'll have no choice but to use it as a cooking pit for the spit I have sharpened for you from the FTL ending... Bob

You know the problem with individual topics for each chapter? I can't subscribe to the first one and get updates when people post... So I missed it when you posted Ch. 5. Bob

Fur you say? That's easy... we just hold Cj down and shave him then use a theater makeup putty to bind the shaved fur onto fabric for the costume! Hmmm, a bald blonde goat with sun-glasses.... Bob

So.. does that mean we an hijack it now to promot our own stories and what not so it doesn't go stale? Bob

Oh, yes I know it's a sheep... well it used to be. According to the article that the pic was connected to, that sheep was on his way to be dinner... but that's beside the point. I mean, I had to pick a four-legged maminal that was related in appearance to Mr. Goat, but was waaay cuter. Of course, he just happens to be carrying a sheep on his shoulders. Bob

I think we need to stop bleating around the busch, and post the poll: My vote... Goat Lovers! (Course, I'm hungry so I'm imagining an asian pizza hut pizza or maybe Italian Goat cheese pizza... either way)

I bet that friend of yours is HOT! . And I bet the reason Cj isn't telling anyone who it is, is because it's really Shadowgod that is writing the story under the pen name "Cjames the Goat from Arizona" and the real Goat discovered this hideous misrepresentation made... Of course the evidence might suggest our four-legged friend might actually be the author, as goats do walk/trott faster than humans... the time frame may not be as out-landish as long as we imagine Brandon looking a bit like this on Chase's shoulders! On behalf of the Minions of the Goat (Aka the author of Let the Music Play) Welcome to the forums and all the great tales around here. Great thing about Cj's stories is that he releases each chapter on a timely, usually weekly, basis! Enjoy your nap between indulgences, Bob

I am, and will be for a while: Minion! Bob

I think there is a goat sacrifice in order... :mace:

Finally Master, , we have a place from which to take over the world! bwhahahaha Bob

You know, if you just posted the next chapter to the story... well, we could talk about that instead of your love life with Shadowgod. Bob

You didn't read the article in the posting did you? He was a "Hit" man , and I tell ya what he "hit" me over and over and over, all night long... I think I enjoyed it quite a bit, that is until I got the fleas . Gotta tell him to bath first between clients.

*Hangs up the phone, wiping the last bit of spittle from my lips.* Damn, speaking Russian is tough after having wild and crazy... I wonder if Yuri got all that? *sends email to confirm that Yuri is to backtrack Bondwriter's email ISP, and 'take care of him' like he took care of me... PS. Bond... Have fun! ---------------------------- WOOT, post number 50! ----------------------------

Lets see... Four different versions... 1. Hawaii FBI agent Bob 2. Eric 3. Betty 4. Jacobs 5. Sue Ellen hmm, yup that's four!

Actually, I am quite aware of what happens when a goat's head swells, somebody gets a little more horn. :nuke: I fixed the sig, it now properly links to my now posted (was draft only) blog Lastly, Shadow...

But, Master... You cannont release this information, just as you promised you would not tell anyone about the new story I may or may not be writing and looking for editors for...

WO.oT! Going to read it now! and Im first to respond... mwhahaha! ----------------- Notes: Master, you're other lackies are lacking "his uinfuence to get"... Beta readers... yeash... ----------------- Note on the story... there's sumthin' fishy about those shorts ... hmm, like maybe they shouldn't get wet or they'll disolve or something... hmmm...

Yoda: Powerful you have become [C James], the dark side I sense in you. C James: I have become more powerful than any Jedi. Even you. [/shoots [red eye-lasers] at Yoda who effortlessly deflects it away] Yoda: Much to learn, you still have. *Later* "Joined the Dark Side [C James] has. Lies, deceit, creating mistrust are his ways now." ~Master Yoda, Ep. 2 "Clear your mind must be, if you are to discover the real villains behind this plot." ~Master Yoda, Ep. 2 "The dark side clouds everything. Impossible to see the future is." ~Master Yoda, Ep. 2 "Only the Dark Lord of the Sith knows of our weakness. If informed the [fans are], multiply our adversaries will." ~Master Yoda, Ep. 2 *After reading the latest chapter, "Lock and Load"* Graeme: What is it? Yoda: Pain, suffering, death I feel. Something terrible has happened. Young [Chris] is in pain. Terrible pain.

Blame Shadow for me turning to the darkside... over in his story's thread... you'll see why... it's all his fault...

Have you not noticed how much of a stud Dex is? His power of Lust is sooo great, the boys have overkilled on it and are not pulled to him , and it is subtly pulling even the most adamant of lesbians straight... "The dark side has many powers some might consider... unnatural..."

He needs at least 2 alive to pull off his plan... one to "transfer" the data stick, the other to get away with... Dad is exchanged for the stick, and Veronica runs off with him to Rio as his love sick heram girl... straight people don't make sense sometimes eh?