Okey, dokey, so there's no 'pirates' - or at least my 17-18th century types anyway, but there seems to be some modern-day 'pirates' conducting their political gamesmanship roles currently comparing penis sizes and other tit-for-tat games. The Chagos Archipelago is a bunch of reefs and a footie pitch for dry land, so will these new homes to be built be on stilts? Since Coral reefs are endangered worldwide, what will happen to the human wastes? A giant port-a-potty, impervious to typhoons will be needed. Maybe it's time for a completely submerged community to be built?