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Ivor's short shorts - 1. PT 7
An angel, a vampire, a werewolf and a human walk into a bar.
“Halo, what can I get you?” the barman says to the angel.
“My friend here,” replies the angel, pointing to the vampire, “would like a Bloody Mary.”
“Ah, she's sitting at the table over by the window. And what about the other two?”
“Well he,” this time pointing at the werewolf, “can hardly ever make up his mind what he wants. He just keep changing, but based on last night, I suspect he needs the hair of a dog.”
“And the gentleman?”
“He would like a whisky – VAT 69. for some reason that number appears to have a special significance for him.”
“Right, and what about you, sir?”
“I would like some ambrosia.”
“Sorry sir, but you'll need to try the grocery store just down the street. We don't sell tinned rice pudding.”
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