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    Ivor Slipper
  • Ivor Slipper
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  • 12/18/2021
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Stories posted in this category are works of fiction. Names, places, characters, events, and incidents are created by the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously. Any resemblances to actual persons (living or dead), organizations, companies, events, or locales are entirely coincidental.
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Ivor's short shorts - 1. PT 7

An angel, a vampire, a werewolf and a human walk into a bar.

“Halo, what can I get you?” the barman says to the angel.

“My friend here,” replies the angel, pointing to the vampire, “would like a Bloody Mary.”

“Ah, she's sitting at the table over by the window. And what about the other two?”

“Well he,” this time pointing at the werewolf, “can hardly ever make up his mind what he wants. He just keep changing, but based on last night, I suspect he needs the hair of a dog.”

“And the gentleman?”

“He would like a whisky – VAT 69. for some reason that number appears to have a special significance for him.”

“Right, and what about you, sir?”

“I would like some ambrosia.”

“Sorry sir, but you'll need to try the grocery store just down the street. We don't sell tinned rice pudding.”

 

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Yeah, I know it's daft but what else do you expect with those words. 🙂
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ColumbusGuy

Groan...I knew ambrosia has meant a food/drink of the gods, and I seem to recall an old recipe for a dessert in one of my cookbooks for a dish named that, but didn't know it was a rice pudding.  I thought it was some sort of meringue-based mixture...

I can't wait for more glimpses into your shorts, my dear!

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Geron Kees

This was a fun jaunt, but I had to check the rice pudding to make sure I knew what we were talking about.

Haha. Um, I won't comment on CG's wanting to look into your shorts! :)

Oh...wait!

 

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Ivor Slipper
3 hours ago, Geron Kees said:

This was a fun jaunt, but I had to check the rice pudding to make sure I knew what we were talking about.

Haha. Um, I won't comment on CG's wanting to look into your shorts! :)

Oh...wait!

 

I feared the Ambrosia line probably wouldn't work in the US - bit like courgettes in another story.🙂

CG might be surprised at what he finds!

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