Wedding toast made for school - 1. Version 1

Good morning to you all,

I am something people like to call,

a jester, a fool, a clown,

and whilst I most certainly run aroun',

that isn't how I met Cindy Smith,

soon to be Cindy Pith.

Navroz Oshio is the name,

other names are quite lame.

I met her on a double date,

even though we've never met (pronounced mate).

She was with a partner past,

I didn't even need to cast.

He was nice, lovely and tall,

hers wasn't nice at all.

We went to the RenFest,

we thought it would be best.

Hers complained about his feet,

mine and I didn't even mind the heat.

Hers tried to go slow,

so mine and I ended up alo'.

We walked around the fair,

having fun without a care.

Alone we found poor Cindy,

we then fed her candy.

She got better later,

since hers had run off with a female satyr.

We stood her up and took her to our home,

and we then watched Home alo'.

We ate some scrumptious ice cream,

and talked about how low he seemed.

She left happy the next day,

Let us toast now, okay?