The Toast Always Lands Butter Side Down
Viv: knock knock
Viv: i come to fixing the pipe...
Viv: okay?
Viv: zoey just came running in all WHAT THE ACTUAL f**k!?
Rich: ?
Rich: the rapist is back?
Viv: cause there are strange men and plastic and ladders and the couch and table are moved and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Rich: ok
Viv: water's off now
Rich: ok
Viv: why do all repairmen smell like oil and paint?
Rich: standard issue cologne
Rich: eau de manuel labor
Rich: manual
Rich: well i suppose manuel probably fits most of the time
Viv: haha exactly
Viv: oh, a painter now too
Rich: that is comedy gold right there
Viv: totally
Viv: and so we have a saw again
Rich: he has to make an even shape
Rich: rectangle or square
Viv: meh, who needs this insulation? ::throws over shoulder::
Viv: oh it's raining and not men
Rich: um...good
Viv: joykill
Rich: well i don
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