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The Toast Always Lands Butter Side Down


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Viv: knock knock

Viv: i come to fixing the pipe...

Viv: okay?

Viv: zoey just came running in all WHAT THE ACTUAL f**k!?

Rich: ?

Rich: the rapist is back?

Viv: cause there are strange men and plastic and ladders and the couch and table are moved and ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Rich: ok

Viv: water's off now

Rich: ok

Viv: why do all repairmen smell like oil and paint?

Rich: standard issue cologne

Rich: eau de manuel labor

Rich: manual

Rich: well i suppose manuel probably fits most of the time

Viv: haha exactly

Viv: oh, a painter now too

Rich: that is comedy gold right there

Viv: totally

Viv: and so we have a saw again

Rich: he has to make an even shape

Rich: rectangle or square

Viv: meh, who needs this insulation? ::throws over shoulder::

Viv: oh it's raining and not men

Rich: um...good

Viv: joykill :P

Rich: well i don

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