(it will only make sense if you skimmed/read/looked at my other blog post a few days ago)

this is what the step-mother of that cop boy i told you about previously yelled at him over the phone while we were hanging out.

I decided to be the man and text him to hang out and he was super super down and I hung out with him and his three other friends who were nice and all that stuff. Towards the end of the night he had to drive his friends home but he wanted to still hang out with me(O___o) and its almost like 1 in the morning. All the mean while he is texting some girl he wants to bone and being all 12 years old about it. anyway, so i had been chillin with his friends and suddenly i got dem munchies. so he offered to buy me In & Out. I was down so we went there.

he was furiously texting people while I stuffed my face and informed me his mother was coming here to check on him.

the f**k? What mother comes to check on a 19 year old? I couldn't help but laugh. I thought it wasn't a big deal until we get to the car and she calls him.

I've never heard a woman, especially a mother, speak to a child the way she did. She was yelling SO loud I could hear her over the phone cursing this kid out like sailors got nothing on her. I wish I would of recorded it on my phone, it was that good. And he was embarrassed as shit. However she was still coming here to check on him and after I heard her breath fire I was like "bro i gotta peace"

i had made a fatal mistake prior and taken a ride from him cause i didn't want to drive (i was rather stoned). his mother had summoned him to another In & Out where he said he would be apparently but was not, i thought this was the source of her rage. He said he had to go talk to her and I was going. I literally threw a shit fit about going and dealing with WHATEVER was on that phone, so I gathered up my sword and board and prepared myself.

we go to the other location were his mother was talking to some of his friends who apparently where there, completely irrelevant. This frazzeled nice looking woman introduces herself to me says, "Oh i've heard so much about you from megan" (his now ex GF- my friend) and i was like *gulp* and in the middle of a parking lot, full of college kids and people this woman lets forth the craziest ass ripping I have ever heard upon the cop kid. Storms raged, the earth shook and the end was truly near. She apologized to me for having to "witness" this.

I sat in the f**king cold (remember he was my ride) for almost 2 hours while this woman, his mother at least how I am looking at it, ripped him across the face. I just sat and thought about how my nuts were shriveling up on the cold stone bench. I also found out tons of information that he had failed to tell me about his relationship with my friend, apparently he had been lying to his parents and tons of other things and apparently cheating. I was beside myself, rather frightened too. She would randomly ask me questions about the night to confirm his lies and or truths, but me being me, am pro and deception so I saved him a few times. maybe he'll let me suck his dick now? JKZ luluzluzlzulz. but literally. She YELLED at him in public. Come to find out its his step-mother and I had heard from his ex-girlfriend that his mother wasn't in the picture. She was some drug addict and didn't raise him, so his father remarried this woman who has been taking care of him and by her arguments towards him, she was pretty much in the right. Gave him a car, paying for his school paying for his sheriff academy and so forth.

i was so frozen to death that i was unsure if i should laugh that a mother is scolding her son in public, not to mention later on in her dissertation she began to CRY in front of ME some kid she had just met,. While he and i were eating previously his ex girlfriend called me to make sure he was with me and the mother didn't know who "Chase" was until she put two and two together. hopefully whatever my friend said to her about me wasn't that bad.

so like I said, I wasn't sure if I should laugh, laugh some more or comfort him. She allowed him to drive me home and we went back and I injected decent advice into him, like don't be an asshole to my friend who he broke up with for an incredibly ridiculous and hypocritical reason, its not even worth explaining, also not to LIE to his parents. f**k, I learned that when I was 12 years old, I took 10$ from my mom, lied about it and I have never seen my father so mad in his life. never happened again from that point. and also to get his stuff together. The kids he had with him when we were hanging out didn't seem shady or anything, but according to his step-mother were shady folks.

And now tonight apparently there is a party and he wants me to go cause he knows some gay guy that I can have sex with. Literally that was his reason. Also funny part was when I was hanging out with his friends who he told I was gay before they hung out his buddy came up to me and said (after the cop kid made a stupid gay joke), "You know, everybody is gay except him, isn't that strange?" at the end of the night when we were outside my apartment chatting he got incredibly involved in what i was doing today, I told him i'd probably go to the gym and that was about it and he wanted a damn time schedule, I have no idea what to think... lol such a funny ass night, he got chewed out at around 12:30 and we finally left at like 2:15ish or so. the f**k bro

found this sick song on a blog roll, don't mind the video but that accordion tickles me: