Me: Mum, guess what? Google has a new logo.
Mum: That really is so interesting Jordan.
Mum: It's really going to affect the way I live my life.
Mum: I'm going to wake up every morning and my first thought will be of Google's new logo.
Mum: Thank you for sharing that valuable information with me.
Me: You could've just said you didn't care.
Mum: But I actually do care.
Me: Really?
Mum: No.