My Daily Bread Crumbs 27 Apr 2022

Entry posted by sandrewn in Bread Crumbs 269 April 28, 2022

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April 27th 2022 - Holidays and Observances

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Christian feast days:
- Anthimus of Nicomedia
- Assicus
- Floribert of Liège
- John of Constantinople
- Liberalis of Treviso
- Pollio
- Virgin of Montserrat
- Zita
- Origen Adamantius^[21]
- April 27 (Eastern Orthodox liturgics)
Day of Russian Parliamentarism (Russia)
Day of the Uprising Against the Occupying Forces (Slovenia)
Flag Day (Moldova)
Freedom Day (South Africa)
Independence Day, celebrates the independence of Sierra Leone from United Kingdom in 1961.
Independence Day, celebrates the independence of Togo from France in 1960.
King's Day (Netherlands, Aruba, Curaçao, Sint Maarten) (celebrated on April 26 if April 27 falls on a Sunday)
National Veterans' Day (Finland)

Observances

National Administrative Professionals Day

Patrick Stump

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A neighborhood photography studio offered a special that few could resist.

The sign read, "Now Shooting Seniors for Free."

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One diagnostic-imaging center claims that its high-tech medical procedures are second to none.

The center's newspaper advertisement proclaimed,

CT Colonoscopy: No Scope, No Sedation, No Recovery.

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During his fourth week of basic training, my grandson was able to make a brief phone call to me. He said he was attending church on base every week, which I was pleased to hear.

"Everyone goes to church here," he added. "It's the only place we don't get yelled at."

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How come married women are heavier than single women?

A single woman goes home, sees what's in the fridge, and goes to bed. A married woman sees what's in bed and goes to the fridge.

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When my ex-Marine father-in-law was at my house, our six-year-old neighbor came by to play with my kids.

I asked her if she knew who he was. She looked up at him with her big blue eyes and said, "I don't remember what his name is, but I know he used to be a submarine."