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Jason Rimbaud

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About Jason Rimbaud

Favorite Genres

  • Favorite Genre
    Western
  • Second Favorite Genre
    Comedy
  • Third Favorite Genre
    Fantasy
  • Favorite Genres
    Comedy

Profile Information

  • Topic Display Title
    You Can Call Me
  • My Words
    2723 VS 4056
  • Location
    San Francisco, Ca
  • Interests
    Cooking, Hot Wings, Writing, and telling authors how to categorize their stories!

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    jasonrimbaud@gmail.com

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Jason Rimbaud's Achievements

  1. You didn’t get me in trouble, my cat got mad I sssid it wasn’t wonderful
  2. If you think it’s hot, it’s me, if you think it’s not, dunno.
  3. Happy Tuesday you wonderful humans. I'm away.
  4. You don't have me using the middle finger emoji. It's gone. never happened. Old photo was an AI representation of what I used to look like in my twenties. This is what I look like in my 50's
  5. No you don't. No :jason
  6. Well, I'm not a young guy. . The rest, I'll look at the birds.
  7. I am a stupid butt face. And I suck in bed.
  8. I was poking CassieQ from something she said in my thread, and like a moment later, she commented on your thread.
  9. My hair thinned, and fell away in a single year. But when it was unaliving itself in my sleep, it was a luxurious dark brown.
  10. So its been a few days since I've shaved, either my head or my face. And last night, during the argument, lets say I had with the cat, I was told I looked like a bald Santa. The cat was right, my beard is completely white with just a few patches of brown hair. I mean, I have a few aches and also pains, mostly from the cat, But when did I get old? Only old guys have solid white beards, right? When I shave, I look a pretty good 40 something. When I don't shave I'm like 60. At least I don't have white pubes yet, that would put the nail in my coffin I think.
  11. The person who said such filth also hangs out here where she acts all proper and demure. But we know the truth, don't we?
  12. I will not bring the innocent Ben's thread down to my level. All I will say, I sending you a virtual hug, with fully clothed parts between us.
  13. There is no way I could be a narwhals in my last life. To be this big of a fuck up, I would have to have been JFK's seat warmer or something.
  14. Were you a bald pasty white guy?
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