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a pick me up...


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Ok, so I was at work the other day and I was behind a counter looking for something that I was not finding, (of course) <_< and I made this whistling noise... anyway when I look up there is this guy standing there and I get a huge grin on my face :lol: because I am kind of embarrased thinking that he probably thought I was whistling at him :whistle: which, of course, I wasn't. So, I ask him "What can I do for you?" and his reply to me was "Anything you want with that smile" :blink::thumbdown: Corny... anyway so my question for you all today is: What is the worst pick up line someone has ever used on you? And, did it work? In my case NO WAY!!See ya around, Vivian

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Masked Monkey

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No one has ever used a pick up line on me. :(

 

snow dog

viv

Posted

Snowey,

 

You must have a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them... 0:)

 

There is a first time for everything, plus Mark probably asked you what kind of watch you wear... I think that counts too ;)

 

Viv

Masked Monkey

Posted

Snowey,

 

You must have a mirror in your pants, cause I can see myself in them... 0:)

 

There is a first time for everything, plus Mark probably asked you what kind of watch you wear... I think that counts too ;)

 

Viv

No, Mark :wub: wouldn't dare judge me based on superficialities. He likes me for the content of my .. um :*)

 

oh, and mercy pick-up lines don't count, but mercy wanks do (Ben)

 

Snow Dog

BoyNeedsTherapy

Posted

Lol, if it was a mercy wank does it not count as a threesome?

 

Hmm, worst pick up...I've never had anyone use a line on me but I've had people say stuff that blatantly wouldn't work like 'Hey baby, how about you come home with me?' Er, no, actually, how about I don't.

Mark Arbour

Posted

Do lines we use count?

 

If they do, here's one:

 

"Hi, my name is Mark, and I think I love you".

 

Did it work? "Work" is a relative term.

 

:P

Masked Monkey

Posted

Do lines we use count?

 

If they do, here's one:

 

"Hi, my name is Mark, and I think I love you".

 

Did it work?  "Work" is a relative term.

 

:P

OMG I did have someone use a line on me.

 

And no it hasn't worked

 

Yet :wub:

viv

Posted

Snowey!!!! (clapping)

 

Yay! I am happy for you. I knew you had it in you, or at least wanted to. 0:)

 

Something tells me we have Mark to thank for that. :whistle:

 

I guess we'll keep him around a little longer, what do you say?

 

Vivian :wub:

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